fagbert

A close follower of Aunt Jemima, wears head wraps and denies their ability to cook fantastic pancakes.

Fagbert, I would like 3 silver dollar pancakes.

Fagbert: What are you talking about?

*runs away rapidly*

by Sarah Hij April 24, 2008

Stupid Father Humor

During your teenage years, you develop an "edgy" sense of humor that all the adults at your dad's get-togethers seem to lack while they interact in their suits and such.

As you develop this "edgy" sense of "humor" (see: Stupid Teenage Humor), you begin to notice how dumb your father's sense of humor is, and thus begin to cringe every time he tries to tell a joke at the dinner table, or worse, in front of your friends! Even if your dad manages to say something funny, you discard it as Stupid Father Humor. Because your father's old and that makes people stupid and unfunny but you know what? You're stupid. (Stupid Teenage Humor)

Dad: "Hey son, how's that garsh darn science project coming along?
Son: "It's OK dad."
Dad: "You werkin' hard or hardly werkin'? Huckhuckhuckhuck
Son: "...masturbating." snickersnick-"uh oh, I have to adjust my retainer"-snikersnikerI'msoedgy

Stupid Father Humor. Why do I have to use the word in the example? Is this tenth grade again?

by wb777 July 23, 2011

Father Judge High School

An exclusively gay high school located in the northeast section of Philadelphia. It is historically known to teach some leaders in the LGBT community.

“Did you here that patty’s going to father judge high school?”

“Yeah I heard he likes to get fucked by guys.”

by Peter Chapla September 6, 2021

faggeratti

the glamourous gay set such as elton

all the faggeratti will be at the party

by timster October 22, 2003

fathered

v. To lose badly or be prevailed over another to a great degree, usually in a some form of competition or verbal disagreement.

2.Much like the word sonned, but to a much more greater extent.

3.A comeback after being sonned

1. Nick was fathered by me in that game of poker.

2. Jim was completely fathered in that basketball game yesterday. He lost 21 to 3

3. Jimmy tried to son that dude with slam dunk but that guy fathered him and smacked it out his hands.

by Jim Jam November 3, 2005

fagernaut

A term combining fag and astronaut, stemming from the use of fag as a pejorative. Essentially the same meaning as fag, but with amplified meaning. Literally means a gay person, but as with the word fag itself, is often used to describe loser, idiot, pansy, or any number of generic insults.

Stop being such a fagernaut and give me the TV remote.

Yeah, I know, that kid is such a fagernaut.

by p00nlog November 3, 2006

mother father

An overly complex way of referring to one's Grandfather.

Yo, look at dat mother father, dawg!

by Logiko July 17, 2006