First Jumper

A First Jumper is someone who listens to mainstream bands and claims to know EVERYTHING about them. However, they've likely only ever heard one song off of MTV or Fuse. They have no knowledge of the band itself really. They may run around and claim to know about them. When you ask about the band they might not even be able to name them. And if you ask their favorite song, they may also name the latest playing on radios and know NOTHING about the first two or three albums. However, they will ALWAYS claim to know EVERYTHING about the band. First Jumpers are ruining good music with their idiotcy.

Person 1: LIKEOMG!!!11!1 I LOVE AVENGED SEVENFOLD!!11!I LIKE KNOW EVERYTHING ABOUT THEM!11!1
Person 2: Oh really? What are some songs you like?
Person 1: Ummmmm...uummmmm...Oh you know, that one. And I don't remember the rest.
Person 2: Freakin' First Jumper...

by KC Trix June 24, 2006

sofia the first

When your friends name is Sofia (likes childish things) and you have no other GOOD nicknames to give to your friend.
Another definition: A cartoon character from Disney that is a princess named Sofia, and comes from the show Sofia the First.

Me: My friend needs a better nickname then just Sofia, any ideas?
Other friend: Oh how about Sofia the first. lol.
Me: omg that's great

by vlol10357 May 27, 2019

Does Ursus Horribilis defecate in a deciduous forest biome?

Does a bear shit in the woods?

student: Are we going to have a pop quiz today?
science teacher: Does Ursus Horribilis defecate in a deciduous forest biome?
student: WTF?

by Nigelfer July 1, 2008

lake forest

An extremley wealthy town on the North Shore in Illinois. Lake Forest is known for it's beautiful houses, expensive cars, and gorgeous clothes and people. One of the richest towns in America.

"Who're those girls wearing designer clothing and getting into that Range Rover?"

"Oh, those are those girls from Lake Forest."

by allison parker February 19, 2007

Boner Forest

The style of having 4 to 10 guys at one place in a group, while having a very fine attractive women walking/standing by them while they chat, hang out, etc. Not knowing that every other guy is getting erect. Thus, a boner forest takes place.

Those guys are having a boner forest over their near that hot chick.

by Morfish August 26, 2010

Fobstacle Course

Sending a person who's recently moved from a foreign country on a mission that's clearly going to get them effed in the A.

I just sent Jhagtar on a fobstacle course ... told him he can access google by peeing on that ATM.

by ncolberg August 6, 2009

first fruits

The flow of coffee that first comes out of the coffee maker when brewing a new batch of coffee. This really only applies to the standard, counter-top, drip style brewers. The "first fruits" are the lowest acidity, highest flavor a batch of coffee will ever be.

The best way to brew and drink good coffee in an office environment is to start the brew cycle but leave your cup under the drip spout. When your cup is full, put the coffee pot back under.

This feature of coffee brewing is evidenced by the growing popularity of one-cup-at-a-time brewers, such as the Keurig and Senseo brand single cup coffee makers.

"It is better to take the first fruits than be left with the pot." - Anonymous

by coffee-thrilla April 16, 2011