Flying flute

A flying flute is when you give no fucks after a couple margaritas and dtf

The guy down the bar is ugly but I don't give a flying flute because I'm still dtf.

by FlyingFlutist December 26, 2016

Douche Flute

A musical instrument used by woman while cleaning there hoochie.

The sexy bar tender went home and used a Douche Flute while playing along to her favorite music.

by Lucky 12 May 30, 2018

Dog playing the flute

A dog playing the flute is a commonly used trick on people to get them to look at an interesting image.

Hey dude look it’s a dog playing the flute.
No dude that is a dick.

by thickbugatti365#0766 discord October 29, 2020

etheopion flute

when a girl is giving head slides her lips and teeth up and down the shaft of ur penis

that hoe gave me such a good etheopion flute

by K Fad August 19, 2008

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by Adujasty343 July 13, 2025

Play the five-fingered flute

British, meaning of Masturbation.

Whenever I see your mother, I start playing the five fingered flute.

That bish Kemdrick Lamara is overrated as hell, but she looking, every time she preforms I play the five-fingered flute.

by RealTalkThemHo September 9, 2016

shit flute

The way you ruin a whole song by your awful flute-play

Jake can't play flute at all, but he force his shit flute play for Mozart's masterpiece

by Fede_Manroe22 July 5, 2019