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Mind Flute

The mind flute is the ability to add the comforting tune of a good flute to any song you might be happen to be around with your mind, without even the need of a flute or the ability to play the flute at all. This unique power also give you the power to teach random children how to sing and play the guitar.

This power is best exhibited by "Maria" from the musical "The sound of music". This particular example of the mind flute is best portrayed in the 1961 Australian production of the musical. This musical shows a single example of the Mind Flute though Maria who obviously exerts this power.
{Person 1}:
However will we get someone in time to play flute at out concert?

{Person 2}:
Don't worry! I can use Mind Flute we are fine.

{Person 1}:
OH! why didn't you say so!
by Gamee March 8, 2009
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skin flute

A skin flute is a guy's big hard boner.
Matt asked me if I was musical, and said that if I was, I should play his skin flute!
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The Francis Flute

A progressive rock band from Montgomery, New Jersey. Formed by guitarist/vocalist Josh DeVincenzo, guitarist Connor Broderick, bassist Andrew Hennesey and drummer Chad Fern. The band has performed in a few shows in New Jerset, made it to the semi-finals in the Bamboozle Break Contest, and are performing in Montgomery's Battle of the Bands on February 17.

The Francis Flute has recently released their debut EP, Above the Optimism on Itunes to very positive reviews.

Setlist:
Blaschko's Lines
Bare with Me
The Angels
Of the Vision and the Riddle
You guys see The Francis Flute at BotB?
Yea they were freakin awesome!
by Metaldrummer620 March 3, 2011
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fluttertwat

a woman's vagina, that has extremly long lips that look like they could fly a kite. used as an insult.
"FUCK YOU! YOU FUCKING FLUTTERTWAT!"
by kynukka for life October 17, 2008
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Fluttercunt

When someone closes or flutters their eyes whilst talking, presumably to show how intelligent they are.

When someone is so up their own ass that they close their eyes to make a point during a conversation, making them look like they have epilepsy.
Guy 1: So what did you think about the discussion on global warming last night?

Guy 2: I try <flutternot to engage in such trivial discussions about the inevitable.

Guy 1: Dude, don't be such a fluttercunt.
by jboneh February 19, 2010
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skin flute

A Penis, in which, the owner sings gracefully while it is being played
When Pick3 plays the skin flute of Lestat, it sounds angelic.
by Jizzy The Kid June 5, 2007
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