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floss d'oeuvres

The food remnants that are collected by flossing which for the most part are covertly re-eaten by the owner since spitting them across the room would be regarded as tacky and vulgar.
John: Did you just eat the crap you pulled from your teeth with that flossing stick Fab??

Fab: And why not?? No reason to waste a good floss d'oeuvres boy!
by Westfall60 September 26, 2011
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Raghead Floss

The act of wiping yer ass on a motel owning raghead's rag (or towel) after receiving piss poor service there. This would be a follow-up to the classic "Curtain Floss".
The next time I went to the Super 8 in Columbus, I invented Raghead Floss when I ripped "Bob's" rag off of his head and wiped my ass with it when he tried to fuck me over (again) on my motel room bill.
by Floss 69 July 29, 2008
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Flossie

An innocent name referencing a vagina, often used when speaking with children about hygiene.
Little Eva, don't forget to wipe your flossie when you pee.
by Meg710 December 6, 2009
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dental flosser

a guy who doesn't shave down there
a sucked his d, and omg, he was a dental flosser.
by crashhhhhh April 16, 2011
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Flopsy

derived from the singer Ville Valo due to his curly hair and hat.A flopsy is always male and often has an arched back.
ooooh flopsies!!
by pokie_orna December 18, 2003
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flossing

when somebody gives a weggie to a girl (or a guy, in that case) wearing a thong or g-string.
i was flossing amanda soo bad yesterday!
by blickensderfer November 7, 2007
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flossin

Mike Jones be flossin on da candy paint.....28 inch rims.....
by Big J-Geezy March 25, 2007
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