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Floof

Floof is a cute way of saying fluff, and if you hug someone floofy, they might floof up!

It's what floofy persons do when they they are nervous, to attract someone, or just for fun!
Huggable guy: (hugs wolf)
Wolf: (floofs up)

Person 1: my cat is floofy!
Person 2: Hell yeah!
by GamerGuyAwesomeSause March 5, 2019
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Floof

Someone very handsome who has lovely long hair. He likes to play games and has even worked in a VR game shop. He speaks weird, but the floof makes up for it.
"Oh man, that dude is such a floof"
by nosamimoan January 14, 2021
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Flodgeshploff

The act of filling water balloons with diarrhea and using them for a balloon fight
"Bro we should play a game of Flodgeshploff!"
"We can't do that! Dad will poop on us again!"
by SomeDude33333 February 9, 2022
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open the floodgates

The point at which you first piss after you have been drinking your favorite alcoholic beverage and at this point you will be pissing every ten minutes. See 'break the seal.'
I can't hold it anymore, I have to go open the floodgates.
by Jack Lanton July 31, 2006
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flooding the cave

stick ur dick in a girls ass, and piss inside her
yea man, i flooded her cave like a bitch. she never saw it coming
by brian December 22, 2003
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floden

someone who is a punk ass little pussy bitch who likes to take it in the ass by any small animal
by jake floden December 22, 2004
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floof

A female fart. ie- quiet, but usually very smelly anyway.
She floofed in bed, then fluffed the covers and it stunk bad.
by Jenny L January 20, 2004
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