kiddie fiddler

a teacher

He still's got his fly open.
Just had some work on on the little ones done in the break.
No surprise, he's a kiddie fiddler.

by Emu Lgator February 5, 2004

fiddleputz

(v) - to play around on one's musical instrument when the band is discussing something, creating an annoying distraction

(used exclusively at The Bush School)

Henry, quit fiddleputzing, we're trying to get things done!

by seeegma September 13, 2014

Fiddles

Probs the best nicest person in the world, maybe cusses a lot but we don't know for sure. But everyone knows who he is and lots love him

"Man, Fiddles•exe is soo amazing, I mean he has a big ol' snifferdoodle and a poofy head and everything"
Homie I disagree with you; not really a big fan of him, but we will stick to our opinions and likings and not cause a riot
"Yeah!"

by Cheesecake is pretty good September 3, 2017

fiddlescum

when you use a fiddle to masturbate and cum in the hole between the strings

I can't wait to go home and fiddlescum

by Unicorn Pickles Migee February 25, 2019

Fiddlesticks

when michael reeves made his swearing robot, he had it say fiddlesticks. a word that only people named chad or richard would use. it's stupid, like me.

*robot bumps into wall*"oh fiddlesticks!"

by Uh oh... STINKY! May 21, 2019

fiddleflappin

When you’re on a date and the other party begins interrupting you with irrelevant gestures and/or comments, completely off point but somehow continues to inspire you to continue to engage in light but intelligent conversation.

“She/He was so sweet and hot but when I was indulged in my explanation, she/he kept FiddleFlapping and I got distracted by how irritatingly cute she/he was.”.

by rdbest1 November 6, 2019

fiddlestick

an expression for sexual intercourse

jessica: ah, nina, i want to fiddlestick you!
nina: no. we’ve been over this.

by constipated milk January 25, 2020