Monkey Farm

A crazy ass place that is filled with people who do nothing but screech and jerk off, often controlled by a tyrannical douche bag named Captain Henry Rhodes

IM RUNNING THIS MONKEY FARM FRANKENSTEIN!
AND I WANNA KNOW WHAT THE FUCK YOU'RE DOING WITH MY TIME!!!

by The real Sid Vicious January 10, 2020

Shard farming

Shard farming (v): the act of frantically and hysterically looking for ice cubes or shards of crystal ice (methamphetamine) in the carpet or on the floor.

Come on Joe!! Quit shard farming the shag carpet and let's go work on this car out here. There's nothing to be found in there, it's all gone and whatever you've been shard farming for the last three hours has only resulted in you finding sesame seeds off my Arby's Beef and Cheddar sandwich from last week. Stop your damn tweaking, get in the shower so we can go now!!

by kevinator07 October 23, 2019

farm store

The Royal Farms stores are often called this in the baltimore area

let's go down the farm store and get some chicken and western fries

by coronavirusbmore April 12, 2020

Zynth Farm

A method of farming currencies in My Singing Monsters, involving zapping hundreds of Zynths on Wublin Island and have them generate tones and tones of coins, diamonds, food, and shards.

Guy one: I don't have that many coins and I want diamonds so badly
Guy two: How about you start a Zynth farm? Maybe that will help

by Jack the Weirdo Thing December 21, 2022

Farm Handy

The position in a horse stable that collects prizing winning sperm from a Triple Crown horse.

'That American Pharaoh is going to Farm Handy heaven!'

by Farm Handy December 22, 2015

taxi farm

A large group of Asian girls on a dance floor.

My fantasies about Asian girls were jeopardized once I gazed upon the taxi farm formed on the dance floor.

by Funky Trunk Midgi Monkey August 29, 2013

penial farm

a controlled area, usually a penitentiary, that is widely known to inhabit only males who seek sexual dominance over other males

Man my ass sure does feel different after being released from the penial farm.

by Trey Eezy December 8, 2016