National Bonnie speaks facts day

national Bonnie speaks facts day is when I (Bonnie) SPEAK FACTS! I am making this day because jetti spaghetti can not rap his head around the FACT that I love him more.

“Hey did u hear? It’s national bonnie speaks facts day!”
“Oh shit no way! I just know she’s gonna spit straight facts!”

by petitebunni January 1, 2023

Fact

Something with 100% certainty; no doubt.

“Colin loves Marlee more. This is a fact.”

by colin:) December 4, 2024

Fact

a thing that is known or proved to be true.

It is a fact that Nick loves Candice more.

by Ntonk33 February 15, 2023

Feargal Fact

is a statement made by an individual that is once said is clearly wrong and full of obvious errors

The other heard, Gemma told me a Feargal Fact that everyone in Switerzland has access to a nuclear bunker with Sherk on constant repeat

by Jejwjajajja July 15, 2020

Fact gremlin

A person that can talk about facts or/and listen to them all day. They are always very passionate about every fact and will talk about it in very expensive ways. They mostly don't know more about a subject than fun facts.

- You are very passionate about this subject! Do you study it?
- No I just spent 5 hours listening to fun facts about it.
-Oh so you are a fact gremlin!

by A fact gremlin in fact! October 8, 2021

thiccy facts

This is another way to emphasize just how factual something is while still including some ratchet language

alyssa: the cheer team is so bad
Gerry: thiccy facts they always mess up

by IlliterateJerry August 28, 2018

Salt Facts

When someone states facts that turn out to be horseshit when looked up

Gopi gazed on the iodized salt in my house and stated with conviction that the iodized salt makes you dumber which turned out to be absolute horseshit when looked up, hence the origin of salt Facts.

by anonymous May 22, 2023