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Evenism

The Belief / Practice Of Being Even; Treat Others How They Treat You.
I'm An Evenist I'll Treat You How You Treat Me.

I Love Evenism It Shows Me That Being Equal To Others Isn't Allowing Room For Others To Walk Over Me.
by hllw September 1, 2021
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Evens

Evens are super cool people, often with an incredible hairstyle and mad talent in the arts, such as design or singing! They'd typically be the "red" characters - fiery, passionate, determined, and fun! If you catch sight of an Evens, there's probably someone head over heels for them - and who can blame them? Kind, creative, funny, and resourceful, Evens has it all. If anyone is lucky enough to get with an Evens, they'd have a surefire friend for life.
Person: *sees Evens* Hey, my friend has a crush on you!
Everyone else: Well duh!
by franturtle November 23, 2021
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Evening Damage

An Evening Damage is a very large shit you have after you've had your tea (or dinner/supper depending where in the country you're from!). It is generally one that's hard to squeeze out, but when it does, it makes a very heavy plop as it enters the water.
FRED: I'm just off to the toilette to offload my evening damage.
JOEY: OK have a good one!

drop the kids off at the pool restock the lake with brown trout lay a cable build a log cabin
by boeing737229 February 15, 2018
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why do i even

When your parents try to do something that kids do nowadays and it goes very, very, VERY wrong.
Child:Hi, dad. How are you?
Dad:Wassup my man, I'm just chillin and grillin yo!
Child:why do I even
by Thatguythatdoesthingstoo March 17, 2021
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even beget we

A: "yo we're getting chips too"
B: "even beget we"
by kazenoko April 14, 2024
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Even

a sexy motherfucker with a huge dick. fuck
Even is so sexy
by allahsiahs March 24, 2017
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