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Ethan

Ethan is a stupid, lying, asshole. You can never trust an Ethan, he's a heart breaker. They are always horny. You can never make them happy, and they will never want just one girl. Don't let Ethan's into your life.
Ethan is a buttface
by Volleyball199817 July 18, 2012
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Ethan

Ethan is usually a name given to a complete cunt. Though they are incredibly sexy with very large wieners, they are also huge douchebags. They are really easy to be friends with, as long as you share the same interests, such as vaginas, sports, pizza rolls, vaginas, butts, tits, etc.
Thot: Man, that Ethan guy sure is hot.
by BigFatCockInMyAss April 4, 2015
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Ethan

An ethan or ethan is a underage little tard who has no manners and often late and always interupts conversations.
Guy 1: "That kids such an Ethan"
Guy 2: "How do you know that?"
Guy 1: "Cant you see, he looks as if he was just born"
Guy 2: "Oh damb, poor bastard"

Teacher: "Samantha your late to class."
Ethan: "Yeah Samantha you slut, why are you late again?"
by DavidNipp February 12, 2010
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Ethan

Some are chill. But most are short lil white faggots who have a asshole laugh. They think their funny, but most are gay asf
Girl: Whose that short little white boy trying to play hockey
Girl 2: Oh that’s Ethan, don’t go near him he’ll try and bite your pussy
by Ethan’s gay February 1, 2020
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Ethan

A boy that will never respond to your dms.
Ethan hates us he never replies
by He's July 12, 2017
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Ethan

the guy with the 8 inch dong, he is an absolute player.
Ethan
by choke_on_my_dong June 9, 2020
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Ethan

This is the most athletic and amazing boy ever on the earth,people named Ethan are perfect and will never let you be alone. They usually get the prettiest girls in the school days and have always had a way with the ladies. Ethan is the most amazing boy on earth he is practically perfect.
Her:Did you see ethan
Her friend:Omg yes he looks so fine today
by Kayle<3 November 24, 2018
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