Epic Gamer

The rare and wonderful 'Epic Gamer' is commonly found in dark rooms and are said to be very loud. They rarely leave their room and live off Red Bull. Epic Gamers are made when a normal Gamer (who lives in their mum's basements) have a series of 'Epic Gamer Moments.' These Epic Gamers are dangerous especially when they have recently lost a game of Fortnite. Epic Gamers are however well sought for by women and men alike! Don't buy a house near an Epic Gamer otherwise, you may be at risk of losing your Girlfriend/ Boyfriend/ Wife/ Husband or Nan.

Wife says''?????? I smell sweat and I hear someone screaming? What is up with this neighbourhood?!'' Husband says'' Oh it's fine it's just the Epic Gamer next door wanna get dominos? Hey, where are you going!?'' Wife yells'' I wanna divorce bitch bye I'm gonna get some Epic Gamer DICK!'

by SeekNDestroyXD November 18, 2019

Epic Scroe

variation of scroe where one finds high end merchandise for pennies on the dollar at a thrift or second hand store.

scroeepic win

He picked up a Pioneer Spec system at the Goodwill for next to nothing...it was an epic scroe.

by audio douchebag March 25, 2012

epic chair

A term denoting anything with a very minor or incredibly boring distinguishing characteristic.

Look at that ladybug with an extra spot. That's a pretty epic chair.

by Clib the Right April 24, 2019

Epic games

That app that people only have on their PC to get GTA 5 for free with a variety of other free games, also known for making fortnite, having terrible servers and customer service

Person 1:hey, wanna play fortnite by epic games
Person 2:No, why would I install epic games launcher or fortnite to my PC
Person 1:because you can get GTA V for free
Person 2:you son of a bitch, I'm in
Person 2: ugh the servers are down again

by Cartoonlover69 July 18, 2020

Epic Juice

Epic to the point of needing a juice named after it.

Person 1: Dude! I just won 2 front row tickets off the radio!

Person 2: Epic Juice man! Take me!

by IamAnEvilLittleGirl November 7, 2010

EPIC Living

1. Travel Hard
2. Work Smart
3. Train Hard
4. Eat Smart
5. Repeat

EPIC living is the key to staying inspired.

by @EPICLivingOfficial June 2, 2019

jett is epic

An internet idiom from Pepe Planet on Discord to show that something is totally fake and not true. Also paired with the airpane meme and said to be jet pane.

Example 1:
Soop: I am very tall.

IYA: jett is epic

Example 2:
Peter's Aviation Lounge: What are F-18s, F14s and F16s?
IYA: I'm flying those in MFS rn, they're jet panes.

by stupefypl December 29, 2021