Ex-redneck

Someone who was raised by redneck parents and refuses to act like a fucking retard.

Friend: "Man, expletive you are such a redneck."

expletive: No, you idiot, i'm an ex-redneck.

by Expletiveperson101 November 29, 2012

ex-freshie

Someone who has been living in an English speaking country (e.g. UK or USA) for a long time (e.g. 15 or 20 years) but still has poor English skills in terms of speaking and writing. Ex-freshies also have a fresh mentality making them very irritable to work or cope with. Typically this person has moved from a eastern country to a western country. (e.g. India to USA, Pakistan to UK)

Ex-freshie Man: I want all my children to get A's for their GSCE's so they can go off to Oxford and they can become lawyers or doctors.

Ex-freshie Woman: Apart from that I want my daughters to learn how to cook and clean and also gain some weight in order to be perfect wives and make babies.

by TwistyTactix18 June 22, 2012

ex-wingman

Closely related to the wingman, an ex-wingman keeps unwanted ex-girlfriends at a distance.

A skilled ex-wingman will successfully distract the unwanted girl in question by engaging in a first-class shamversation with her to make sure she doesn't cock-block you while you are flirting with another girl.

"Steve's flirting with Jessica was threatened to be disturbed by his ex-girlfriend, but his ex-wingman turned her attention away from him."

"As soon as Jack's sad ex-girlfriend entered the room, Jack's ex-wingman went to talk with her, so she wouldn't notice Jack flirting with Anne."

by Mr. Spring August 23, 2012

Ex-Box

taking a poop inside a box then wrapping it up and giving it to your girlfriend as a means to break up

Example "I gave her an ex-box, i hope she wont be too upset"

by TeamShotOut April 12, 2013

Ex-Smoker Complex

When an ex-smoker tries to save the rest of the smoker community by preaching their "born-again" non-smoker ways.

Mark: Damn, James is such an asshole ever since he quit smoking last year.
Dave: Yeah, I can't stand him anymore, he has an Ex-Smoker Complex.
Mark: Oh shit, here he comes...

James: DID YOU KNOW THAT QUITTING SMOKE NOW YOUR HEART RATE RETURNS TO BLAGAGAHAGBLAGBLAHBLAHBARG

by DangerFinger May 2, 2015

ex malis eligere minima

Between two bads,we choose the lesser one.(the minimum bad)

He had two options:getting a bad grade or an absence at school.Ex malis eligere minima.

by The Persian King January 15, 2016

Ex-pionage

EX-PIONAGE-
When you're doin (what you feel to be) covert operations, checkin up on your ex. Being super annoying trying to make yourself apart of their life. Taking candid pics of them when they dont see you're there; stalking them from the shadows. Friending them on Facebook, twitter and bugging the hell out of them on all social networking sites. And getting all your friends and their friends to try to get you to reminisce about past moments in an attempt to give ya'll the chance to "catch up". Move the fuck on already!! They'res a fucking reason ya'll ain't together. An crazy ex stuff like this is one of them.

Guy1"Dude she won't leave me alone"
Guy2 "Who? "
Guy1 "Gwen, she thinks shes being slick donning that thrench coat and glasses but shes been following me for days"
Guy2 "Dang man she really needs to stop that ex-pionage shit, doesn't she know you've moved on?"

by The Vagrant Vanguard May 20, 2016