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double oystered

When your sick significant other drinks out of your drink, not once, but twice, leaving a slippery salty present inside your drink
I can’t believe she double oystered me to make sick too just so I can stay home with her.
by Fivetimesmike January 16, 2023
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Double period

When your period is so late that you have it while you’re having your next period causing it to be twice as bad
“Omg I’m 30 days late, I’m gonna have a double period
by TheFrenchDuck February 14, 2021
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Double Pussyjob

The "Double Pussyjob" is a non-penetrative sexual practice that combines the pussyjob, the tribadism and the threesome.

The man's member is clamped between two of the women's vulvae to experience sexual stimulation through friction.

It seems to happen more often in hentai than in reality, because in reality this practice turns out to be difficult - though not impossible.
The Double Pussyjob is definitely on my bucket list.
by adh3d October 26, 2022
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Double Token

Double Token is when an individual meets two criteria for a protected group. Protected groups are groups of people who usually cannot be fired easily because they are of a non-Caucasian ethnicity, female, gay, old, etc.

Double Tokens are good for organizations and should be coveted because they fulfill multiple quotas. Even better would be triple tokens - although they are hard to find.
Darren is a good fit for this organization because he is a double token. He is both black and gay, so we cannot be accused of discriminating against either of those groups.

We need more people like Osama here at Acme Inc. because he is a good double token of Muslim Fundamentalist and over the age of 40.
by Larry Vandelay September 21, 2008
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double duncan

verb, to masturbate (aka jack off) whilst taking a shit (aka dropping the huckstable kids off at the swimming pool).
Dude, double duncan isn't gay, it is just being bored when you are sitting on the toilet.
by Garrett, Chase, Russell May 21, 2008
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Double flannel

When a person wears two flannels at the same time.
by TheCloserRom July 14, 2018
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double pat

a sign that you want out of the conversation or wish to leave present company. named for the double pat on the back given when someone wants out of the hug they're trapped in.
kate: and then we went to the pet store. i bought a gold fish and named it dori. which doesn't really make sense, i mean, dori's blue!

mark: cool.

kate: was that a double pat?
by elysiatheamazing June 25, 2009
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