When your sick significant other drinks out of your drink, not once, but twice, leaving a slippery salty present inside your drink
by Fivetimesmike January 16, 2023

When your period is so late that you have it while you’re having your next period causing it to be twice as bad
by TheFrenchDuck February 14, 2021

The "Double Pussyjob" is a non-penetrative sexual practice that combines the pussyjob, the tribadism and the threesome.
The man's member is clamped between two of the women's vulvae to experience sexual stimulation through friction.
It seems to happen more often in hentai than in reality, because in reality this practice turns out to be difficult - though not impossible.
The man's member is clamped between two of the women's vulvae to experience sexual stimulation through friction.
It seems to happen more often in hentai than in reality, because in reality this practice turns out to be difficult - though not impossible.
by adh3d October 26, 2022

Double Token is when an individual meets two criteria for a protected group. Protected groups are groups of people who usually cannot be fired easily because they are of a non-Caucasian ethnicity, female, gay, old, etc.
Double Tokens are good for organizations and should be coveted because they fulfill multiple quotas. Even better would be triple tokens - although they are hard to find.
Double Tokens are good for organizations and should be coveted because they fulfill multiple quotas. Even better would be triple tokens - although they are hard to find.
Darren is a good fit for this organization because he is a double token. He is both black and gay, so we cannot be accused of discriminating against either of those groups.
We need more people like Osama here at Acme Inc. because he is a good double token of Muslim Fundamentalist and over the age of 40.
We need more people like Osama here at Acme Inc. because he is a good double token of Muslim Fundamentalist and over the age of 40.
by Larry Vandelay September 21, 2008

verb, to masturbate (aka jack off) whilst taking a shit (aka dropping the huckstable kids off at the swimming pool).
by Garrett, Chase, Russell May 21, 2008

by TheCloserRom July 14, 2018

a sign that you want out of the conversation or wish to leave present company. named for the double pat on the back given when someone wants out of the hug they're trapped in.
kate: and then we went to the pet store. i bought a gold fish and named it dori. which doesn't really make sense, i mean, dori's blue!
mark: cool.
kate: was that a double pat?
mark: cool.
kate: was that a double pat?
by elysiatheamazing June 25, 2009
