Dookiephone

The opposite of a bananna phone.

FUCK BANANNA PHONE! I'M gonna USE THE DOOKIE!

by Squall April 28, 2005

Dookie the Cow

The European toy cow that is popular with young children, also very funny

Hey look, Dookie the cow dropped a large dookie!

by Will M. W. April 13, 2007

Dookie Grape

While bending your woman over doggy style, lifting up your penis and rubbing your nuts up her ass crack.

Did ya get some last night?" "yeah, I got some dookie grape in too

by MobertJones November 3, 2010

Dookey Trail

The resulting brown soft-serve trail of excrement when people with leaky assholes can't make it to the bathroom in time.

Old ladies that don't make it into the bi-lo bathroom in time leave a dookey trail so that you know where to start and stop cleaning.

by Hazencruz January 24, 2011

DookieFarookie

Fecal matter cured over time to form a super being capible of wiping the existance of man with one excrement of flatulence. And he is also known as 'PWND U' - wait, no.

when DookieFarookie was born, he released a silent but deadly noxious cloud. instantly killing the doctors who helped conceive him.

by DookFook May 25, 2006

dookie buns

someone's buttocks after they have defecated but did not wipe themselves.

Yo, girl, you need to wipe yo' dookie buns an' shit, they be smellin' real nuggish! (See nuggish)

by De'Jaun Sumpter September 26, 2006

dookie lasagna

WARNING: NOT A RECIPE. CONSUME AT OWN RISK.
The act of making poo, wiping...
thinking youre done, then squeezing out another dookie... wiping again...
about to flush, then squeezing out another doo doo, then wiping.

when you look at your dookie bowl, there lies, in the following order "dook, paper, dook, paper, dook, paper. a dookie lasagna.

the plumber didnt find my dookie lasagna that appetizing.

by the timmy July 1, 2007