Straight Donk

Complete ass.

You're being a straight donk right now.

by SuedeFungus May 6, 2025

Donk

Donk originates from the word donkey. Donkey is often used as a replacement for the word ass, in a humorous context. Donk makes a lovely nickname for your significant other, or a great addition to your friend’s name!

You’re such a donk.

Hi, donk!

Hey, Jackie Donk!

by Kammy Donk July 29, 2022

Donking out

Can be mistaken for donging out.

When you have been around eyeore to much.

Dan turned and said to Mr. Fister "Don't worry,im not going to donk out."

After spending a full day with eeyore, pooh began donking out.

by Donging hard August 2, 2025

zeb donk

a child that is only happy whilst in a door bouncer

Fred: look at her bouncing
George: What a zeb donk!

by glitter junkiee May 7, 2009

Xif-Donks

One who says "Shut the fuck up" quite often. Also hates the word "Imagine".

Kaiden: "Shut the fuck up"
Alex: "Quit being such a Xif-Donks"
Kaiden: "Shut the fuck up"

by WalterTechTips May 18, 2020

hit the donks

Leave the room slowly and quietly or make huge scene

I hit the donks running up and down the football feild

by Bacon Pickles July 14, 2018

Donk whopper

A person, usually unemployed and on drugs, who plays or promotes donk, that causes drama, mainly on social media

Oh fuck me you seen that status martin has wrote on Facebook, what a first class donk Whopper

by Donk king August 22, 2023