Hanahkai disease

The Hanahaki Disease is an illness born from one-sided love, where the patient throws up and coughs up flower petals when they suffer from one-sided love. The infection can be removed through surgery, but the feelings disappear along with the petals.

If I cough up petals? Does that mean I have the hanahkai disease because I throw up petals every day and it hurts so much

by Takashi shirogane October 21, 2018

The Big Diseasey

New Orleans, Louisiana; post Katrina.

The cesspool of flood (ie. Deathbucket) has turned "The Big Easy" into:
"The Big Diseasey."

by anderskate September 22, 2005

Manzheimer's Disease

A disease that affects married men that prevents them from either remembering to do simple household chores or performing them in an acceptable manner.

My husband forgot to take the downstairs trash out again on trash day after I reminded him to take ALL the trash out. His Manzheimer's Disease is really getting worse!

by runamok March 19, 2010

Animator's Disease

A disease affecting animators of all kinds. It mainly targets the animators of "furries", "fursonas", animals, and such. The symptoms can include the growth of ears and a tail. The only cure is the animator's disease vaccination.

She got Animator's Disease and had to go to get the vaccination.

by AkaneRose February 22, 2011

Gerardo’s disease

A lifelong disease composed of symptoms that occur from dwarfism and retardation

Dale can’t go on the rides at the park because he has Gerardo’s disease

by Biggb January 16, 2019

dunlop disease

When you have overwhelming belly fat preventing you from being able to witness your own genitals. Also known as your spare tire.

That fattys got a bad case of dunlop disease

by big willy mcClain May 9, 2006

moscow disease

When the immune system attacks a little child because the person it inhabits has no life and a small friends list. The infected are generally small children who play Halo 3 and insist on talking into the mic which causes an all around deafness of whoever is in the game. This causes many of the other kids with the disease to yell their high pitch battle cry and forcing many grown adults to cry as their ears bleed.

Symptoms include: being a little kid, having no friends, having a voice that pierces the ear drums, being gay.

Possible cures: dropping a pair, make a fiend, get a girlfriend.
(Side effects: becoming a man, getting laid)

that kid has moscow disease.

by futuramaking12 January 11, 2008