Six Finger Discount

Invented by the almighty Squirrel, a Six Finger Discount is one in which someone, while in the act of a Five Finger Discount, either flips the middle finger at a store emploree while leaving. A less offensive Six Finger Discount would be giving them a Thumbs Up instead!

(Offensive)
I six finger discounted some gum at the 7-11 last night, man the owner looked pissed when he saw my sixth finger make a guest appearence!

(Less-Offensive)

I six finger discounted some gum at the 7-11 last night, the owner told me to come back again soon when i showed him the thumbz up!

by Squirrelish87 July 26, 2008

Panic(!) at the Disco

the best band in the- oh god no. no no no this can't be happening. WAAAAAAAAAAAAA! WH-WHY DID THE-THE-THEY HAVE TO B-BREAK UUUUUP!?!

The end of Panic(!) at the disco?!! THE HUMANITY

by ~sniffles July 8, 2009

Southern Discomfort

A euphemism for diarrhea, aka the hershey squirts. The term is a play on Southern Comfort, an alcoholic drink and the modified version refers to discomfort in the southern region of the body, the bowels.

Mike - "Are you feeling any better, Elizabeth?"
Elizabeth - "No, I've still got some Southern Discomfort..."

by LizardBreath16 August 10, 2009

friend discount

1. When a "friend" asks for deeply discounted pricing on an item you are selling, essentially robbing you of money you could easily make from any average buyer, and you grant it almost exclusively because you'd feel bad if you didn't.

2. When a friend immediately demands payable the privilege of knowing him/her in the form of a discount.

"I'm selling my XBox 360 for $140 on craigslist."

"My XBox just red-ringed. Can I get a friend discount on that?"

*Pause*

"Okay, I'll give it to you for $100."

"Sweet, thanks man!"

by thwalker December 25, 2011

Disco_Dan

1. Consumer of "* Ramen"
2. Owns an undriveable Plymoth Caravel
3. King of the Bustors
4. Plays the bust'd games on his bust'd computer

It's the first of month, I'm going to Aldi's to get some ramen.

One day I'll push my car to the dealership for $5000 in trade.

Disco_Dan plays QIII and Tribes 2.

Disco_Dan: "I pwn'd j00~!!!11"
DJ Inside: "Your a f****** camper"
Disco_Dan: "I'm the Master of Quake 3"

Disco_Dan: "I hate UT2k3..."
DJ Inside: "Why?"
Disco_Dan: "I wanna make the floors brown and the rockets into boxes..."
DJ Inside: "...." (gives blank look)
Disco_Dan: "What? I built my system for Tribes 2."

by DJ Inside February 17, 2004

disco doula

A woman who assists another woman on the dance floor during a K-hole experience and also after she's vomited from consuming too much alcohol. An experienced disco doula can not only continue partying and keep her friend from being thrown out of a club, but also find a way to keep said friend partying once she's climbed out of said K-hole.

Oh, man without my disco doula at the ready I'd have never been able to keep up with Modeselektor at Decibel fest this year. Thank you disco doula!!!

by theanoeticist October 4, 2010

Disco Lines

The purposeful ingestion of cocaine (Schedule II) and Molly (Schedule I) through the nasal cavity; typically with a rolled dollar bill. Instills a "kickass" psychoactive hallucinogenic effect on the mind.

"Yo bro let's go rail some disco lines in the bathroom of the local 7-11"

by FratKrish January 30, 2019