cobains disease

coabins disease is a horrible disease which was established in 1999. six years after Kurt Cobains death, pretty much its when you can be sitting down in the most tranquil place when youll suddenly get really sharp pains and it can be anywhere in your body. it was established because Cobain wrote in his journal what it was like to have this disease. he got pains in his stomach and always had to vomit his pain away.

"dude why are you throwing up"

"sorry its just the cobains disease"
"thats alright then"

by PunkRockCobain July 7, 2011

Nonblinkinson's Disease

A condition of red, irritated eyes caused by prolonged unblinking viewing of television, especially during the playing of video games

Dude, I've been playing this game for 45 straight minutes and I've got Nonblinkinson's Disease.

by Fritz Lenneman September 11, 2005

cabbage disease

slang for erectile disfunction. when the stalk can't hold the head up any more.

guy1: so did you get your nurse from behind?
guy2: no...i have cabbage disease, it has fallen and can't get up.

by coreybob January 13, 2008

Fun disease

1. The disease that is a direct result of smoking.
2. Uncontrollable fun.
3. A mental dysfunction wherein the afflicted is always rawk 'n' roll.

1. Cigarettes cause fun disease.
2. OMG HOLY CRAPS I GOT THE FUN DISEASE LOL!
3. Fun disease... IN THE NIGHT! TONIGHT!

by Fagbot and jessor December 27, 2003

Dick Cheese Disease(Aj Disease)

When you smell like dick cheese you have the dick cheese disease aka the (Aj Disease).

Aj got the Dick Cheese Disease(Aj Disease)

by nomiranda March 28, 2021

Final Disease

Final Disease: Increase of Limelight cravings and self-inserting awsomeness or fail, drama-downsyndrom, With slight chances of 'I'MLEAVINGFOREVERCUZEVERYONEHATESME!'

Ex. "Lindsy Lohan refuses to leave her home under the ailment of Final Disease." "THIS REPORTER ISN'T TAKING PICTURES OF ME!!! EVERYONE MUST HATE ME! I'M NEVER COMING OUT AGAIN!!!

by MarkMyLife August 9, 2009

birds disease

having an abnormally small head in proportion to the body, giving the appearance of a pigeon head on a human body

look at that weird looking woman over there, she's sufferering from a bit of birds disease, a right pin head

by kinksYS April 7, 2010