Godders Disease

The making of absolutely no-sense whatsoever online. Making so much no-sense that you bring on facepalms, a lot of facepalms.

Hey dude, my cabinet smell.

Huh, wtf does that even mean?

Shit, I've got Godders Disease.

Oh sheeeeeeeet dude.

by Bacon, Sausage & Egg Triple May 11, 2011

Nonblinkinson's Disease

A condition of red, irritated eyes caused by prolonged unblinking viewing of television, especially during the playing of video games

Dude, I've been playing this game for 45 straight minutes and I've got Nonblinkinson's Disease.

by Fritz Lenneman September 11, 2005

cabbage disease

slang for erectile disfunction. when the stalk can't hold the head up any more.

guy1: so did you get your nurse from behind?
guy2: no...i have cabbage disease, it has fallen and can't get up.

by coreybob January 13, 2008

Fun disease

1. The disease that is a direct result of smoking.
2. Uncontrollable fun.
3. A mental dysfunction wherein the afflicted is always rawk 'n' roll.

1. Cigarettes cause fun disease.
2. OMG HOLY CRAPS I GOT THE FUN DISEASE LOL!
3. Fun disease... IN THE NIGHT! TONIGHT!

by Fagbot and jessor December 27, 2003

Dick Cheese Disease(Aj Disease)

When you smell like dick cheese you have the dick cheese disease aka the (Aj Disease).

Aj got the Dick Cheese Disease(Aj Disease)

by nomiranda March 28, 2021

booty disease

The grossness contracted from a toilet seat when you don't wash your hands after using the bathroom. A completely preventable disease, symptoms include: nausea, the "trots", vomiting, unpleasant odors, and the shame of knowing people saw you not washing your hands.

Timmy contracted the booty disease and now no one will have lunch with him.

by Dr. Snrub February 27, 2020

birds disease

having an abnormally small head in proportion to the body, giving the appearance of a pigeon head on a human body

look at that weird looking woman over there, she's sufferering from a bit of birds disease, a right pin head

by kinksYS April 7, 2010