Edith Derangement Syndrome or (EDS) is an unhealthy association or symbiotic enabling relationship with the character Edith from Downton Abbey. EDS results in people dismissing Edith's clear character faults and borderline antisocial personality disorder (ASPD) because they empathize with the character to a harmful level. It is an extreme and often imagined form of middle-child syndrome.
We tried to have a rational conversation on an episode of Downton Abbey but a person suffering from Edith Derangement Syndrome (EDS) prevented this by dismissing whole cloth her clearly immoral actions because someone didn't give her enough attention.
by HokeThink March 10, 2024
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While having a wonderful day, I suddenly felt my soul slipping away and knew I had Gill Derangement Syndrome (GDS)!
by GDS_Survivor! March 23, 2024
Get the Gill derangement syndrome mug.A (not real) disease where a person has a massive freak-out when seeing someone being stupid and automatically assumes the person is an American, even with absolutely no evidence to support it.
Also known as: ADS (Abbreviation)
See also: Trump Derangement Syndrome
Also known as: ADS (Abbreviation)
See also: Trump Derangement Syndrome
by Ubeenbamboozledson April 5, 2024
Get the American Derangement Syndrome mug.Christmas Derangement Syndrome describes a fanatical and borderline psychotic obsession with all things "Christmas," specifically the American style celebration which centers around mindless consumerism and the glorification of kitsch. This celebration has little to do with the birth of one Jesus of Nazareth, the prominent figure in Judeo-Christianity.
Symptoms of CDS are as follows
1) wanting or actively binge watching cheesy hallmark channel christmas movies all year long
2) wanting or actively listening to cheesy christmas music all year long
3) decorating the exterior of one's dwelling in christmas lights and displays as soon as they appear on store shelves, which typically in August or September
4) being absolutely delighted when retail stores start putting out christmas displays in August
5) frequenting the all-year christmas decoration stores, or discussing wanting to go
6) keeping a "holiday tree" up all year long as thinly veiled excuse to keep their abode christmasy
7) refusing to acknowledge that the fall/autumn and winter seasons exist, it's "christmas season"
8) frequently announces how many days, weeks, months, sleeps, or Fridays it is until christmas, even if it's December 26th
9) stocking up on a year's supply of their favorite christmas fragrances at Bath & Body Works so they can use them all year long
10) firmly believes "the war on christmas" is real
There is no known treatment for Christmas Derangement Syndrome at this point in time.
Symptoms of CDS are as follows
1) wanting or actively binge watching cheesy hallmark channel christmas movies all year long
2) wanting or actively listening to cheesy christmas music all year long
3) decorating the exterior of one's dwelling in christmas lights and displays as soon as they appear on store shelves, which typically in August or September
4) being absolutely delighted when retail stores start putting out christmas displays in August
5) frequenting the all-year christmas decoration stores, or discussing wanting to go
6) keeping a "holiday tree" up all year long as thinly veiled excuse to keep their abode christmasy
7) refusing to acknowledge that the fall/autumn and winter seasons exist, it's "christmas season"
8) frequently announces how many days, weeks, months, sleeps, or Fridays it is until christmas, even if it's December 26th
9) stocking up on a year's supply of their favorite christmas fragrances at Bath & Body Works so they can use them all year long
10) firmly believes "the war on christmas" is real
There is no known treatment for Christmas Derangement Syndrome at this point in time.
Person 1: OMG I CAN'T WAIT FOR CHRISTMAS!!! I'M GONNA START DECORATING RIGHT NOW!!!
Person 2: it is July and it is 100 degrees outside, you don't need to decorate for christmas, you have Christmas Derangement Syndrome, and you need help.
Person 2: it is July and it is 100 degrees outside, you don't need to decorate for christmas, you have Christmas Derangement Syndrome, and you need help.
by ProteasNG November 29, 2024
Get the Christmas Derangement Syndrome mug.Trump Derangement Syndrome (TDS) diagnosable condition in which one acts irrationally towards 45th and 47th President Donald J Trump. TDS applies both ways. On one end of the spectrum, Trump Derangement Syndrome causes one to hate Donald J Trump to the point of fabricating or heavily misconstruing information to defame his character. However, Trump Derangement Syndrome applies to the other end of the political spectrum, as well. Sufferers of Type 2 TDS will often act sycophantic towards Donald J Trump, and defend him vehemently in online forums, or consistently insult those who do not share the same god-like view of Donald J Trump.
Left-leaning TDS patient: “Trump is a pedophile!”
Right-leaning TDS patient: “Trump is literally Jesus and will save us!”
Psychiatrist: “You both have Trump Derangement Syndrome.”
Right-leaning TDS patient: “Trump is literally Jesus and will save us!”
Psychiatrist: “You both have Trump Derangement Syndrome.”
by Big Fat Niggaballs November 30, 2024
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by DariusAhmad December 1, 2024
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This can also apply to any western country with high cost of living that does not provide basic needs for its citizens such as Canada or the UK.
This can also apply to any western country with high cost of living that does not provide basic needs for its citizens such as Canada or the UK.
by CravingCinema December 26, 2024
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