Skip to main content

Democrat Virus

A virus that has never been isolated in a peer reviewed study that can only be treated by doing nothing as long as you stay inside or six feet away from others. Fatal to anyone with a cold or flu combined with an underlying condition or co-morbidity...like fatness.
I took a test and they said I had the Democrat virus.
by Chester De Scrotts September 26, 2023
mugGet the Democrat Virus mug.

Liberal Democrats

Who?
Person 1: "Does the name Tim Farron mean anything to you?"

Person 2: "Nope."

Person 1: "Me neither."

Person 3: "Lots of weed and 16 year olds voting!"

Person 1: "ah... Now I remember"

Boris: "Jesus christ Nigel! Is that what I think it is?"

Nigel: "My God Boris! It's a one of those liberal democrats! I thought those things were extinct in Britain."
by A Sceptical Leftie October 28, 2017
mugGet the Liberal Democrats mug.

Puppet Democrat governor

A governor who's not really a Democrat or a Republican, someone there to get people to comply with the one he/she is a puppet for, since saying you're a Republican or Democrat is meaningless in the first place, and parties dont determine alliances.
The puppet democrat governor was in favor of anything the puppet master was in favor of.
by Solid Mantis May 27, 2020
mugGet the Puppet Democrat governor mug.

Dictionary Democrat

Someone who wastes their time righting definitions for Donald trump saying he’s stupid, like I kinda agree with y’all but this is so petty.
I’m mad that Donald trump was president. Imma go be a Dictionary Democrat
by Not funny, not at all December 26, 2020
mugGet the Dictionary Democrat mug.

Liberal Democrats

A collective noun for a group of moles.
“What is a UK political party that shares it’s name with the collective noun for moles?”
“For some reason Liberal Democrats is shouting out to me.”

What is that group of mammals in your garden?”
“Oh, that’s just some Liberal Democrats.”
by Megalol9 October 18, 2021
mugGet the Liberal Democrats mug.

Dumbed down democrat

The words speak for definition. A group of individuals that can’t admit that they are wrong, which they usually are.
Oh it’s just another dumbed down democrat.
by Usesreallifeexamples June 29, 2022
mugGet the Dumbed down democrat mug.

Blue Dog Democrat

A member of the group of Democrats who are most owned by corporate America and consequently least responsive to the will of the people.
The Blue Dog Democrats killed another widely popular policy proposal
by Aunt Tifa Lockhart September 4, 2023
mugGet the Blue Dog Democrat mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email