Online dater

7 year old: ABC FOR BFRIEND

6 year old girl: ABC

6 and 7 year olds: does it real good

Other kids: ew wth are they doing

Me: trolls od’ers

This is sadly true

I’m gonna make out with you in this kids game... I’m an online dater

by Robloxdefinitions July 6, 2019

Narwhal Dave

Some Youtuber , who thinks he's everything and has a thing for Racheland Hannah at the same time, but he won't get either cause he takes it up the shitter

Narwhal Dave

by Big Boi ND September 7, 2013

Dager The Wager

Noun - Dager is the peasant of the peasants. He has suicidal thoughts constantly, and thus is a drama queen. He makes a big deal of the little things and is constantly rejected. He bothers everyone but hates to be bothered.

"Dager The Wager, dont do it" His friends say.

"I have to, yesterday the little kids rejected me"
Dager tries to kill himself but doesn't succeed due to his stupidness.

by yet nuts January 26, 2018

Dave Miller

he is god

Person 1:Dear Dave Miller

Dave Miller : you called I'm god

by Glltch August 31, 2022

A Dave Matthews

Experimenting with a hot dog in the back door for the first time.

Grab the Vaseline and the hotdog, it’s time to try a Dave Matthews.

by Mr. Butts July 9, 2022

Davern

Crazy party girl who is always a bridesmaid, never a bride. Has tons of friends because she travels all over the world. Will never turn down a good game of kickball or flip cup. If you want to have a guaranteed crazy night, hang out with this girl!!!

I had the best night of my life, I must have been hanging out with Davern.

by kickballer August 7, 2009

Backseat dater

Applies to those friends who are way too involved in your love life.
Female: what is she/he like? (wishes to know all details on all levels, including your reactions and responses, her/his reactions and responses, future plans, current communication issues; are your needs being met?)
Male: did you get laid?

That Sophia wants to know everything about my dates, she is such a backseat dater. She needs to get out more.

by OrangeDiva October 24, 2007