dataråsa

Dataråsa is the true pink color and is the only alternative in graphic design. 0xF280A1 is the hex code as all proper persons should know.

-Wow! Your ouvve is beautiful.
-It sure is! It's dataråsa

by Random C:are September 28, 2023

data lakehouse

It's like a data lake and a house. With AI pushing all the limits, data lakes are not enough. You need a data lakehouse to keep all your ones and zeros together and LLM'd to the max.

We tried everything to get our chatbot to get smarter, but the data lakehouse provided the connectivity and bandwidth we needed.

by jmacofearth October 6, 2023

Data Wasteman

A person who sends boring and bad memes and social links, particularly video, that are a waste of data to watch.

Haissam you are such a data wasteman. That TikTok video just took 3 minutes of my life I can’t get back

by Lockitt January 26, 2024

Database Normalisation

EACH ATTRIBUTE SHOULD DEPEND ON
1 THE KEY
2 THE WHOLE KEY
3 NOTHING BUT THE KEY
SO HELP ME CODD!

Who up playing with they Database Normalisation?

Oh silly me, the steps for Database Normalisation are so easy to remember!

by FLEMDOG February 1, 2024

datacomplex

A somewhat high-end compound designed for data engineers to collectedly live and earn that good tech money, in hopes of living a meaningful and expensive lifestyle to escape the reality of having to stare more than 8 hours at a terminal for a living. This co-living helps data engineers escape from the no-sex reality of their tech jobs.

"I just landed a new remote job, I will be moving to a new datacomplex in Spain with Steven and Joe"

by Paulvlc February 9, 2024

darahji

Darahji is a little bitch. He can’t do shit with his life and is not loyal . He is fake to others and doesn’t care about his love ones . He likes to follow people and doesn’t be his self .

“Darahji threatened me to put me in a oven!”

by macwellisback November 20, 2023

data barnacle

Person who sits in chain coffee-shop on their lap top leeching the free wi-fi while making a flat-white last two hours, folk who might actually want a coffee can’t find anywhere to sit

Dave’s bought an espresso at Starbucks to sit & write his essay he’s a data barnacle

by Nrob88 March 13, 2024