douche sword

The males' psychological response to the female bitch shield, in which the male may speak or act in a way that may seem rude or "douchey".

This is among the most effective ways to break down the female bitch shield. Please refer to the UrbanDictionary definition of bitch shield.

"Bro, you gotta equip yourself wit dat douche sword in order to penetrate her bitch shield."

by madderisback January 6, 2012

Douche Warbler

A douche warbler is a person who is beyond being a douche, or who has just done a stupid douchey thing

Oh my god you are such a douche warbler.

by BurgleDBoo November 9, 2009

douche can

One who commits a large act of douche baggery.

My boss is a real douche can, he leaves work early all the time.

by scott negley March 24, 2007

smoking douche

Crack heads smoking crack

Yooo that man smoking douche

by Rocky’s ducha February 20, 2019

Petri Douche

A petri douche is that friend you are sexually involved with who repeatedly has sexual encounters with others thus exposing you to the many germs and diseases they have come into contact with.

Dude, Joe is such a petri douche! Turns out he's been fucking around again and now I have herpes!

by wrangerti December 4, 2013

Douche tat

Any unoriginal tattoo, that a douche gets for the sake of having a tattoo. Such as but not limited to, their own initials/name, star(s), inspirational phrases, band logos/symbols, and the mother of them of them all, last but not least, the classic douche bag must have, the tribal half sleeve.

~"Have you seen Logan lately?"
~"Ya, he's covered in douche tats"

by Kingduce69 September 6, 2013

douche drain

When an annoying person rambles on about their issues to the point you begin to feel sick.

That never ending conversation with Greta about how she loved Hansel but was sick of him shitting all over her left me with a bad case of douche drain.

by SMK-TG January 13, 2014