dirt stupid

So stupid...it matches the intelligence level of dirt (Incredibly stupid)

Guy: Did you hear about that girl who got her account deleted? She lost everything!
Guy 2: Yea. She shared with with a person she didn't even know...man that was just dirt stupid!

by Real World April 6, 2015

dirt spanking

Rural Arkansas slang stinging sensation felt on exposed skin one experiences caused by dirt and sand blown about by tornadoes,thunderstorms,dust devils and high winds.

What a helluva gusty day! I got a heck of a dirt spanking walking down the road to the mailbox!

by pudinat wudinat August 12, 2012

Dirt Bunker

Another term for anal sex.

"Dude, I got my girlfriend really drunk last night and she let me hit one out of the Dirt Bunker."

by J.Z.. April 30, 2008

Crushing the Dirt

When you insert Three or more fingers into your own anus and use them to stimulate the prostate while masturbating.

Alex: Bro where did you go last night, we were gonna get tacos?
John: dude I just got stuck Crushing the Dirt and couldn't make it.

by Prof Xander August 5, 2017

Dirt Slut

Is the meaning of when a slut exhales and nothing but crap and lies comes out

"Hey, I hear you have a small penis"-katie
"Dang Katie why do you have to be a dirt slut?"

by John Hetlinger January 13, 2018

eye dirt

When you make in a shot in basketball while being guarded heavily. Another word for "eye jammie"

"Cuff..... You just got eye dirt"

"Coofff.......You got a lil eye dirt....Where?...RIGHT THEY!"

by kellyeyedirt July 14, 2009

Dirt Deviling

Refers to eating uncontrollably.

"I really have to stop dirt deviling, or my cute designer jeans won't fit anymore."

by PerfectTouch December 26, 2007