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Dennis Haley

The sexiest, most attractive man you will ever meet. He’s always there for a good time. He’s like a warm snuggly blanket on a cold night. A Viking. A Norse god. Similar to Thor. Has a big hammer. Never lazy. Always helps out. Very stubborn but it’s because he’s got a big giant dick. All the ladies at concord high, Pittsburg and de La Salle wanted to hump his Norwegian brains out. Look at his fingers…they scream big-dick energy. Dennis Haley is loyal to the bone. He’s adventurous and a bit of a daredevil. A Dennis Haley will most likely be the life of the party and will drink anyone under the table. Loves Shamsie forever.
Whoa dude, your penis has major Dennis Haley energy!
by SLĀ October 22, 2023
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Dennis of all trades

Analogous to “Jack of all trades” but a tribute to the legend himself Dennis Waterman. The only actor with enough talent to star in it, write the theme tune and sing the theme tune.
They can do it all, they’re quite theDennis of all trades”.
by Gerry Standing November 3, 2020
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the dennys man

the dennys man is a man who is a goon. he usually likes to enjoy abusing children in his free time. when he is not abusing children he is always eating at DENNY'S. he likes to stuff all of the hot pancakes into his butt. he likes the way whipped cream oozes into his buttocks. he was arrested on April 20th, 2069. R.I.P. the dennys man. He was arrested of committing mass homicide and 40 murders all of which were committed at dennys because they were ordering pancakes which meant he had no more to stuff up his butt.
You are reminding me of the dennys man.
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by Toaster1204 February 11, 2025
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Denny

A man who is loyal, faithful and smart with an incredible sense of humor. Watch out, though, because when he loses his shit it’s on. He is handy, but doesn’t know when to quit.
I’d like to find a Denny of my own.
by BuddhaBelly68 November 27, 2021
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Danke Dennis

Dennis: Stands for someone who mindlessly follows and emulates anything and everything mainstream media and society tells them to do.

He knows it’s not the right thing to do but he doesn’t care about society and other people. He just wants to live and enjoy his life so he willingly follows the narrative and accepts the Orwellian consequences his behavior brings. If everyone is a Dennis the government can exploit people in open daylight just because 'Dennis' looks the other way.

Danke: Thanks, like in "Thanks Obama."
A: Have you seen the new rules? We can’t go outside because the government oppresses people without a vaccine.

Dennis: Not my problem, I just took the vaccine.

A: Danke Dennis.
by FightForFreedom.eth January 12, 2022
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Whoa Dennis

The person in front of me at McDonalds started screaming at the cashier so I said "Whoa Dennis"
by Nein Buck June 30, 2024
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