crokemshire

Scottish-sounding golf slang meaning one-over-par, a.k.a. bogey.

Scorekeeper: Willie, what did you get on that hole?
Willie: Ach! Write me down for another crokemshire.

by DaveIROC-Z May 20, 2007

crocker shite

This is the definition for the song cannonball made by charlie masterman! It is a scottish saying and also means what a load of shit!

Hey tommy and paige that song is such a bit of crocker shite

by thomas holey October 1, 2011

Croper

A boy a girl who likes to come up behind people and grope them in a creepy way.

Man that guy Jeff is such a croper did you see what he did to Natalie?

Ew look how she's croping him isn't that weird?

by Convictionspet November 29, 2011

corker

a man who eats avocados on a hot day while frying potatos

i am a corker

by god on holaday May 9, 2022

privileged penis craker

The title a feminist gives a straight white male

Original

Feminist: shut up you privileged Penis craker!

by Big-Gay-Shaq-42069 June 17, 2018

Aunt Crocker

When doing a girl doggie style slam a rolling pin onto her lower back and proceed to roll it up her back and slam it into the back of her head.

I gave that nasty bitch a Aunt Crocker last night

by J.P.S Irish August 23, 2006

skinny ass bitch named coker

A broke ass bitch who experiences the worst hangovers that any man has ever had to endure. Upon waking up, he takes an immediate dip, most of which goes everywhere, except his mouth. He has a tendency to chill in his "hangover cave" all day receiving blumpkins from passer's by and reading books on kama sutra.

Guy: Dude, what's up, you wanna go eat lunch?
Other: Nah man, I'm just gonna chill, I have a terrible hangover.
Guy: Man, fuck you dog, you're acting like that skinny ass bitch named coker.

by Jesse Logan July 28, 2008