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Greg or Craig?

What Linda McFly had to ask Big Brother Dave when he protestingly grumbled to her that "although he wasn't her answering service", a guy by one of those two names had called for her a little while earlier. What makes this heartwarmingly-amusing it that before Marty's destiny-altering adventures in 1955, the geeky-looking and bespectacled Linda had been sulkily bemoaning the fact that few boys seemed at all interested in her plain and somewhat-chunky self, she now had so many "cool dude" admirers that there actually **was** a guy named "Greg" AND another guy named "Craig" who would have been equally-likely to phone her up.
It can indeed be wonderful if you actually have so many boyfriends that you hafta ask, "Well, which one was it --- Greg or Craig?" upon being told about a missed phone call, but it can also be a bit difficult and embarrassing if you need to call the name of one of them to a large group of guys hanging out together, since it may cause two or more of said hot hunks to come running to you in response, each thinking you were hollering to him instead of someone else in the group. :P
by QuacksO April 19, 2019
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Craig Wazowski

Mike Wazowski’s younger brother. He has 2 eyes, brown skin, is a pedophile who had 69 accounts of rape on human children and is in jail for life where he dropped the soap 100 times. His brother disowned him. That is Craig Wazowski’s life
OH GOD ITS CRAIG WAZOWSKI THE SEXY RAPIST
by Craig Wazowski May 3, 2019
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cold craig

When you're taking a shower while someone is also taking a shit, because the steam amplifies the smell.
Good, my girlfriend needs to stop giving me the cold Craig. I will never feel clean.
by Pseudonym McPseudonymface March 7, 2019
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Craiging It

For all of those named Craig who do things out of the norm/ordinary. Usually self-embarrassing acts or those without any thought backing it.
"He's craiging it! He just jumped off and broke an arm, but he's doing it again!"
"He just showed his dick to her, but he just keeps on going!"
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craig van

He is a funny and overall chill guy.He has only one type of girl short,light skinned and a big booty.Their is nothing else to be said Craig is a ladies man
Look at Craig van all he does is talk to lightskins
by Supper dawg March 12, 2019
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craig

a emo asshole that is white and also always hang with two short white boy that names start with a and t
hey t and a its me Craig loo at my black hair and by black eyes and finger nails
by turd999/1400/bc March 18, 2019
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Craig

A teacher that will seem nice when you first meet them but after a while will start annoying you to the point of wanting to commit scooter ankle or drink bleach
Mrs Craig just assigned us a 20 pg essay
by ExileGodMode May 24, 2019
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