A hole in the ground where Craig's come from at the age of 30. There's never been A baby called Craig!
by Bunghole king June 16, 2022
Get the Craig Holemug. My name is Craig Tucker. Last week was my birthday, my grandma gave me a check for 100 dollars. I was so happy. But then, 4 kids from my school came to my house, and said I should use my 100 dollars to invest in becoming a Peruvian flute band. they promised I would double my money in one afternoon. But the government arrested us, along with all the other Peruvian flute bands, and took us to an internment camp in Miami. We begged to go home, but instead the government told us they were sending us to Peru. And so that is why I'm now in Peru. if I die let it be known it is because of 4 guys I don't even like from my school lied to me and took my birthday money.
Jon & Garfield: "hi there who r u"
Craig: "My name is Craig Tucker. Last week was my birthday, my grandma gave me a check for 100 dollars. I was so happy. But then, 4 kids from my school came to my house, and said I should use my 100 dollars to invest in becoming a Peruvian flute band. they promised I would double my money in one afternoon. But the government arrested us, along with all the other Peruvian flute bands, and took us to an internment camp in Miami. We begged to go home, but instead the government told us they were sending us to Peru. And so that is why I'm now in Peru. if I die let it be known it is because of 4 guys I don't even like from my school lied to me and took my birthday money."
Craig: "My name is Craig Tucker. Last week was my birthday, my grandma gave me a check for 100 dollars. I was so happy. But then, 4 kids from my school came to my house, and said I should use my 100 dollars to invest in becoming a Peruvian flute band. they promised I would double my money in one afternoon. But the government arrested us, along with all the other Peruvian flute bands, and took us to an internment camp in Miami. We begged to go home, but instead the government told us they were sending us to Peru. And so that is why I'm now in Peru. if I die let it be known it is because of 4 guys I don't even like from my school lied to me and took my birthday money."
by TheTurkeeFlee March 5, 2024
Get the My Name is Craig Tuckermug. A person of the causcasian persuasion usually from the uk, hasn’t shaved in about a week and is most likely a lightweight
by Sylan darpe December 15, 2020
Get the Wee Craigmug. having a craigs-book doesn't prevent you from getting married; you can keep your craigs-book as a trophy from your bachelors days
by Sexydimma March 21, 2017
Get the craigs-bookmug. by Baby Yoda 912 January 23, 2020
Get the Craig Coopermug. Craig is kind, hardworking, and smart. He tries his best to make other people happy and always seems to be doing something for someone else. He has so much integrity and never seems to realize it. He doesn't even realize how much of a good person he is. People tend to talk down on him or put the blame on him, but the reality is that he does his best and most of the time it's better than the other people. Craig tries really hard to impress the people that he likes, but once he gets comfortable he is one of the most laid-back and understanding people you'll ever know. He might seem stubborn (he really is) but he is really just passionate about what he does. Overall, Craig is a good person and everyone should give him a chance.
by three._ February 18, 2025
Get the Craigmug. A full-time food delivery driver who knows it all but is too short to see over the steering wheel so he has to sit on a phone book.
by FartSniffer22 June 5, 2024
Get the Craigmug.