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Pull a Craig 

Getting drunk off 19 beers and smoking 2 cartons of cigarettes while debating everyone that you are correct and they are all idiots at the same time plotting how to get the fat girl back to your filthy flat that has enough pubes on the toilet you can't flush in fear of it clogging.
Hung over at work today because cuz I Pull a Craig last night and now I need some anti itch cream.
Pull a Craig by MadTrad February 23, 2022

Reeto Craig David 

Basically this phrase is derived from the word 'righto' spoken by northerners, which turns into 'reeto' and of course the 'craig david' which is taken from bo selecta, making the phrase 'reeto craig david' which is basically a synonym for 'ok'
Santa: "Scott can you fuck off?"
Scott: "Reeto Craig David."
Reeto Craig David by nubins November 10, 2004

Cook Craig 

Cook Craig, better known as cookiedawg69, is the 3rd guitarist of King Gizzard and The Lizard Wizard. He's a man of many things; transitioning from dilf to cute teenage loverboy and then to lumberjack man all in 2017, growing a mean beard, being the subject of mass simping from gizzard fans worldwide, and more. He has a solo project, Pipe-Eye, which is like The Kinks took acid and had an orgy with Tame Impala, the B-52's, and the Talking Heads.
dude 1: "Cook Craig is a future dilf if I ever seen one"
dude 2: "wdym future dilf? he already is one!"
Cook Craig by bullant_owu January 11, 2021

Jimmy Craig 

-When You Loose Weight by Divorcing Your Wife (i.e If your wife weighs 170lbs and you get a divorce you lost that 170lbs of weight on your shoulders{her})

-Jenny Craig for Males.
Man 1: Man, I Lost 250 Lbs!!!

Man 2: How? You look the same?

Man 1: Jimmy Craig!!
Jimmy Craig by bOOOOtOOOOOh June 19, 2011

Kevin Craig 

A wild wilda beast he goes by oink oink if you see him be on your toes for he is very thicc he might get you confused for a kfc worker and steal your chicken
Hey look it’s Kevin Craig run he will steal our chickennnnn
Kevin Craig by Craigdaddypig2000 November 22, 2019