craterhead

A person who has taken part in the annual Craterheads mountain bike ride in British Columbia. This event began at Crater Mountain in 1988 and has continued at various locations across the province since then. The name comes both from the original location of the ride and from a reference to the fact that participants in this ride have less than average intelligence, as exemplified by their willingness to participate in such a ride.

1. Allan is such a craterhead - he goes on this ride every year.
2. Where is the Craterheads ride this year? I think it's at Placer Mountain.

by Taryn June 10, 2004

Crafelty

crusty yellow panties or the yellow residue left on womens underwear. Cra~felty

damn! that chicks underwear was crafelty, she needs to do her laundry

by duncan619 December 20, 2008

Crater Penis

A penis that is so small that it is inverted, much like a crater

Samantha: Oh My God, please whip it out John
John: *whips it out*
Samantha: Ew, it's a crater penis!!!!

by Crater, Esq. December 23, 2010

Cafternoon Break

a lengthy coffee break taken in mid afternoon. Typically taken by Government employees, thus causing no production.

Nah, I was too late, he was gone for cafternoon break

by Wandyton September 2, 2010

crate of beer

Where you and your mate rate a women or man. Using how many beers you would need to drink to consider sleeping with them. If they was dam ugly 0/10 then you would say she 's or he's a "crate of beer". Whereas 10/10 would be more like ,They would sleep with them sober... 3/10 is still pretty hot but not quite marridge material.... etc...

Or generally using the phase "crate of beer" when referring to " I would have to be this drunk to do anything that wrong or stupid"

Oi mate what do you think of this lady coming past ..... Mate replies.. Mate that's a "crate of beer " lol

Or

Dear diary, I wouldnt touch that guy with a "crate of beer" he really smells. Lol

by WiffyFingers March 9, 2016

craft

Frequently used by gay black males: To steal; to shoplift; or to obtain an item(s) /service(s) by bouncing checks.

Chile you know marcy got caught crafting in wal-mart while trying to get materials for her effect;

he got locked up for crafting; i hear he was writting bad checks craft whore crafting to craft

by corolla December 10, 2009

the craft

Waste of film starring Neve Campbell, in which highschool girls manipulate those who are more popular then themselves. This film is the holy grail for self mutilating skater kids. ATTENTION SKATER KIDS!!! A oujia board will not make you more popular...this movie is not..I REPEAT NOT a DOCUMENTARY!!

Hey wanna gather all the Craft tapes in the world and put them on a barge and blow it up in the middle of the atlantic!!!

by Jaggerrules August 17, 2006