asbo contenders

An individual who seems to be wanting to recieve/ Is in contention to recieve an Anti Social Behavioural Order (ASBO)

A youth who is seen commiting an Anti Social act such as Riding his/ her mini motorbike or spitting in the street.

by fishthatwalks September 1, 2005

Boner of Contention

The situation that arises, as it were, when you have a major erection and your wife, girlfriend or boyfriend isn't into having sex with you. The offending and engorged member is referred to the boner of contention.

My wife was napping the other day and I showed up with a woody. She dick slapped me and we've been dealing with the boner of contention ever since.

by Duncan7 July 25, 2011

Cooter Cork

Can pertain to any noun, describing something that can be, or has been used as, a cork, stopper, or otherwise plug fitting in, having been jammed into, or occupying a vaginal orface.

"Excuse me, my girlfriend is bleeding all over my carseat. Do you have some sort of cooter cork?"

by Phill McRacken December 9, 2003

cooter plug

slang for tampon
recently made up by my friend jessica, she is a filthy minded little scene kid

"got any cooter plugs? im fresh out."
"hey, you dropped a cooter plug!"

by wkdwtchofthewest April 4, 2006

Junk Yard Cooter

An overused, rancid and smelly whore that needs constant stroking and feels the world owes her red carpets and royal capes, never thinking that her own sloppy, vapid flaps stink after she fucks everyone over.

When she finished spouting her grandeurous illusions, the musty scent of lingering junk yard cooter filled the air.

by bad dawg November 15, 2004

cooter

vagina.. yep, i said it!

"whats wrong with you?"
"itchy cooter"

by Pirate Laura August 7, 2006

cnote

Cnote is that crazy mother fucker who plays CS (counter strike) and runs around going wild trying to find his bazooka, then gets owned.

"hey one of yall bitch niggahs answer me, is that a bazooka back there?"

"aww niggah thats my bazooka, thats my bazooka back there, niggah cover me im about to get my bazooka, *HEADSHOT!"

"niggah stfu before i lie my dick on your forehead"

"cnotes a raw mother fucker!"

"you bitches get outta my radar, report back to cnote"


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by Cnote's #1 fan August 28, 2004