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Woke and choked

Early morning sex for BDSM enthusiasts.
We woke and choked this morning, and there are bruises to prove it.
by barebones March 8, 2017
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Cushion Cooker

When you fart on the couch and you let it sit under your butt and then you lift your leg a minute or so later after your cooked your fart in the cushion to let the smell out.
"Dude that smells terrible you farted like 2 minutes ago", ya man it was a cushion cooker. SHAKA BRA
by gloryhound13 February 5, 2015
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Cooke

A person who has large male genitalia. Often used as a term to define a 'cool' or a fun guy to hang out with.
As he pulled down his pants to display his dick, I saw he was obviously a cooke.
by Kr3m1in May 13, 2011
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cookered

To be "cooked in the head." Probably comes from "fried" or "brain fried." Imagine how someone would act if their brain was at least partially cooked. Could mean under the influence of drugs/alcohol or someone acting crazy or out of the ordinary.
Dude, did you see that guy in McDonalds last night drunk and singing Duran Duran using an Ice Cream cone? He was totally cookered!
by UrbanDictionarianGod January 7, 2016
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Half-Cocked

being about half drunk
after those shots that we had i'm about half cocked
by justin August 4, 2004
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Hot cum cooker

My god u put your German sausage in my hot cum cooker and it made me bleed.

I can bake your cum in my vagina and to a nice 200 degrees.
by Jam09 June 10, 2009
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Fun Cooker

1. Small, portable microwave as seen on 30 Rock.

2. A bent over display of your naked ass, presumably a male's ass with balls exposed. Made famous by the Tracy Jordan character on 30 Rock.
1. I'm going to heat up some ham in the fun cooker while taking a shower.

2. Check out my fun cooker!
by 30 Rocker March 13, 2009
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