contempt of court

What any decent person feels having discovered the difference between the public image of British Justice and the practical reality: huge costs; incompetent lawyers who still use photocopiers instead of electronic documents, complete disregard by the judge for prima facie cases of perjury, contempt of court (in one of the other senses), evidence tampering, and witness tampering, and the circular, self-supporting ramblings of the judgement.

Judge: You are in contempt of court, Mr Smith.
Mr Smith: Yes, I am. I am surprised you noticed. You don't seem to have noticed anything else.

by Neubigmac February 3, 2017

concede

What John Kerry did on Nov 3rd, 2004.

"You'll never guess who conceded."
"Why, Kerry, WHY?!"

by sandra November 3, 2004

Concedence

when you mispell coincedence because you dont ever use coin as a part of another word unless you're a total nerd.

its not faite, its concedence

oh man what a concedence
haha, spelling fail
...fuck you grammar nazi

by you cant have my name November 3, 2010

Conteact

1. No actual meaning, but usually means some sort of contact with a chick.

2. to engage in any contact with a person of the opposite sex.

Oh man, I'd love to conteact with that chick!

by Jhoulz January 8, 2004

Concedididity

Concedididity; to be conceited

She was full of concedididity; always looking at herself in the mirror

by FR3DA February 26, 2009

conceded bitch

A bitch that's very superficial and believes the world revolves around her.

Everything is not about you, you conceded bitch

by PYT April 10, 2016

contemplator

Someone who sits around thinking about other people's parents all day instead of doing work.

She helped me pick out a Mother's Day gift, she is SUCH a contemplator.

by MAYONNAISE42069 December 2, 2016