Contract Marriage

A marriage to a military member strictly for that member to collect BAH and BAS. Often times there is no obligation to the spouse.

She got a contract marriage just so she could get out of the barraks and get that extra money. she better hope her command doesnt find out!

by Dracco February 19, 2009

Cruise Control Swag

When a person has so much swagger that they are even able to control the amount they exert to a needle point. If you poses cruise control swag you can put out just enough swag to:

1) make bitches want you
2) make bitches fight over you
3) pull bitches off of other dudes
4) make bitches do things for you without any of the extra fluff needed

People with cruise control swagger have hit such a high level of "pimping" that they no longer even put a thought into what they are doing, it just comes natural.

A person with cruise control swag would also be known as a swag surfer

Pekelo went to a party after three days of not sleeping, rolling, and in a bad mood, he still pulled three numbers due to his cruise control swag.

Joey - "Lets get some bitches mayne"
Pekelo - "What u grinnin bout dawg"
Joey - "We gonna pull out that cruise control swag nigga, these bitches ain't even gonna see the shit comin"
Pekelo - "pimp out loud my nigga"

by Cushuito January 22, 2010

Premature ventricular contractions

When your heart skips a beat. Usually because of a person you are interested in.

I like that boy so much. He gives me premature ventricular contractions everytime I see him.

by roaritsme January 4, 2012

Ford Contour

A sly way of calling someone a cunt-whore, as contour sounds similar when said quickly.

She's such a bitch, she should be driving a Ford Contour.

by NYkid420 February 26, 2010

time-space continuum

Things and events existing and moving in linear fashion. They move from one place to the next place in logical sequence in time and space. This realm is known as the time-space continuum.

Example 1: Cyberia warps the time-space continuum in that you can read about events out of chronological sequence and from anywhere, at any time on the Internet.

Example 2: The study of quantum physics considers how linear reality really is, calling into question the validity of the perception that all things fall into sequence according to the time-space continuum.

by MsLi December 11, 2005

population control

birth control, condoms, whatev to stop the babies from commin'

my bf and i use population control to keep our parents happy

by thekthytharah November 7, 2007

original content

Original Content, noun, often abbreviated as OC

Content, usually refering to online content, that is new, unique, and/or original and was created by the person posting it (usually OP).

More generally, it means media, written works, jokes, or conversational topics that are not corny and haven't been beaten to death. Original Content is gold, it brings value into the world and light into the dark recesses of the Web.

It can also mean a new iteration or spin on an already-existing Internet meme.

The opposite of original content is a repost.

I can't give examples of original content, because then it would cease to be original content.

Examples of the OPPOSITE of original content:

Yo dawg...

Has Anyone Really Been Far Even as Decided to Use Even Go Want to do Look More Like?

Hi Reddit! Here's a picture of a cat I rescued

If...You're gonna have a bad time

C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER

This.
This.
This so much.

3edgy5me

(in meatspace): So, uh, nice weather we're having eh?

by 1234923784y327841294 March 16, 2014