Ball clamp

When one individual opens his arse and allows another individual to drop his testicles in the gap before clenching his butt cheeks back together.

Justin: hey mate lay down for a second on your stomach.
Ryan: ok will do
Justin(opening Ryan's buttocks and dropping his balls in the gap): you've now got me in a ball clamp.

by Dezmuz May 26, 2016

Hot pepper clamp

When she’s riding the d and you throw a fistful of pepper in her face to make her sneeze and her pussy clamps tighter.

Your not gunna believe what Jamal did to me last night. That m’fer blinded me with a hot pepper clamp.

by uandus January 30, 2020

put on the rocky road chimpanzee suit

Chimpanzees are notorious for throwing their feces and ejaculate around. Putting on the rocky road chimpanzee suit is when a person is covered with every single bodily fluid available.

That blind date was such a psycho. All he wanted to do was put on the rocky road chimpanzee suit. There was piss and blood everywhere!

by Patick O'Neil January 22, 2006

chimp dance

When one is very desperate to use the toilet in order to shit, but it is already occupied. This is the agonised dance performed, hopping from one leg to the other, going "oooo oooo owwww oooww oooo!" and pulling a grotesque face. Like an angry chimp in a zoo.

Dude 1: "My new chick spends hours in the bathroom doing her face. I'm left outside doing the chimp dance every morning!"
Dude 2: "Bad shit, my man!"

by Wizards Sleeve July 6, 2007

Chimpstiffy

1. What a monkey gets when he is sexually stimulated.
2. A primate's boner

"Dude did you see that monkey at the zoo? He had a chimpstiffy!"

by Jack117 April 28, 2010

nim chimpski

The subject of a failed attempt to teach American Sign Language to a chimpansee. Named after the communist linguistics professor Noam Chomski.

"Nim Chimpski demonstrated that chimpansees are definately stupider than gorillas."

by j e walker April 26, 2003

Fuck Chimp

1. A highly skilled person who is employed to do menial, but ostensibly important, tasks in a bureaucratic organization such as a tech support call center.

2. Someone who works at a task vigorously and with great enthusiasm but accomplishes nothing.

That monkey keeps trying to fuck that coconut but I don't think he realizes there's no hole. Poor fuck chimp...

by sgtmeekly January 17, 2011