Extreme mental slowness/Retardation/Forgetful
· Very small and barely noticeable penis
· Very small or barely noticeable ass
· Unable to form complete sentences
· Hair loss
· Strange Rashes
· Feelings of Depression, anger, irritability due to ugliness
· Extreme moodiness
· Inability to get a date
· Deep purple face due to embarrassment/anger
- Inability to produce an erection in the company of non-family members
- Dreams involving their mother or father in an erotic mannor
- Sexual dreams involving Jesus with a three headed dildo
- Instant Ejaculation at the sight of a dark skinned person
- Printing off of pictures and storing of nude picutres involving immediate family members
· Very small and barely noticeable penis
· Very small or barely noticeable ass
· Unable to form complete sentences
· Hair loss
· Strange Rashes
· Feelings of Depression, anger, irritability due to ugliness
· Extreme moodiness
· Inability to get a date
· Deep purple face due to embarrassment/anger
- Inability to produce an erection in the company of non-family members
- Dreams involving their mother or father in an erotic mannor
- Sexual dreams involving Jesus with a three headed dildo
- Instant Ejaculation at the sight of a dark skinned person
- Printing off of pictures and storing of nude picutres involving immediate family members
by Tdcss August 17, 2008
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Derives from the Under Armour ad campaign using the phrase "Click Clack."
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Mike: Hey Thomas, how did the soccer game go?
Thomas: Oh, we totally Click Clacked. 5-0. They didn't stand a chance.
Alex: Just finished my final.
Nick: Click clack?
Alex: Oh yea. Click clack all the way. A-plus here I come.
Thomas: Oh, we totally Click Clacked. 5-0. They didn't stand a chance.
Alex: Just finished my final.
Nick: Click clack?
Alex: Oh yea. Click clack all the way. A-plus here I come.
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