Bullhead Clapper

Foul, Raging STD in which the head of the Penis is Swollen to the size that of which a Grapefruit is associated. Only course of Action, is to beat the Penis with a small mallet until puss is excreted through a rip in the skin.

Man=Doc, i think i got the clapper
Doctor=Well looks like its time to get out the hammer and start whackin'

by Edgar Allen Hoe January 3, 2003

c.b.p. (chapped battered pussy)

When a woman's genitals become raw, sore, inflamed (and may even bleed) from too much vigorous sexual activity.

I've got c.b.p. (chapped battered pussy), we can't have any more sex for a couple of days.

by ydontubendoverandillshowu April 30, 2008

booty clapper

when a female manages to make her ass clap in a glorious way

twerking but not exactly more like booty clapper

by wsnoop86 January 27, 2014

hot-ass clapper

When slammin a hottie from behind, the force and friction of penetration cause the ass cheeks to violently clap together causing extreme sound.

I am going to give your mother a hot-ass clapper.

by Livi January 7, 2005

Booty clapper

When the body has been shot, it starts to shake.

“ Chopper hit him and he turned into a booty clapper ... “

by Kissygotwayss May 25, 2022

chapped penis

This is a condition whereby the penis become dry and possibly cracked. It may be caused by the evaporation of moisture due to having too much sexy time outdoors during the cold winter months.

Dave: Hey, Steve. I heard you had intercourse with Tracy yesterday in the park. I bet that was super!
Steve: Yes, it was A-OK ... until I woke up today with a chapped penis.

by Craig McJohnstone January 28, 2009

crapper clapper

A man who, while performing anal sex, smacks the ballsack against the ass making a clapping sound.

Mike has huge balls. He is a crapper clapper.

by Crapper clapper December 20, 2016