chomper

A dike who chomps on her girls clitorus

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA..............Chomper HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

by none June 11, 2003

Chompmyster

See fat ass. – (noun) The ‘Chompmyster’ is a individual that endeavours to ruin films for entire audiences through the consummation of ‘noisy’ food such as crisps and haribo. Another characteristic is the inability to stop talking, even when asked to do so. Often physical force has to be used , such is the iron will of these individual.
How to spot a ‘Chompmyster’:- these individuals are usually seated alone, as friend move away from them to avoid noise.
They are always obese (around 4-5ft in diameter.)
They will always have food with them, no matter how expensive the cinema food is.
‘Chompmysters’ sit near the middle of the cinema to maximise there disruptive influence, aka ruining the film for everyone.

"shut the hell up chompmyster"

by Mr P November 5, 2005

Chirp in your lobes

To speak in somebodies ear.

"Experience what I'm about to chirp in your lobes."

by AlianGirl December 21, 2008

Cherple

The technology that allows consumers to send free text messages from Cherple.com to any U.S.-based cell phone on any service plan.

My mom thinks I'm doing homework, but I'm actually cherpleing all my friends without running up my text bill.

by Cherple February 11, 2009

Chompin' a biscut

Basically to eat. More specifically to eat during some form of military training.

"The weather has put us on standby, so if you're scheduled to fly, don't go down to the DFAC and be chompin' a biscut, be ready to fly."

by ltdanusaf July 1, 2009

Chirp Bomb

Someone that talks and does things with alot of people. Usually female

Look at that girl other there! She a straight Chirp Bomb, she be wit all the bitchass nggs around here

by Spoon from Philly August 6, 2010

Chirpaholic

A person addicted to chirping.

Elizabeth sure is a chirpaholic, she's just so mean.

by bobcattt August 17, 2010