Cheeto-Bating

When your love for porn and your love for Cheetos mix.
I caught Ryan Cheeto-bating again.... and he made some raunch dressing.
by Repressed Humor Issues February 07, 2025
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Cheeto Dust Taco

When a woman has neglected her self-respect and personal hygiene to the point of masturbating after eating a bag of Cheetos, or any other cheese snack for that matter, without cleaning off her fingers. The result is a Cheeto Dust Taco.
Bro, I was going to go down on that girl from the bar, but when I pulled her panties down I found a Cheeto Dust Taco
by minitrampoline March 13, 2023
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cheetos handy

Getting a hand job after your significant other just finished eating Cheetos and you have orange dust or Cheetos flavoring on your dick.

Could also be other flavors, Doritos ranch or Nacho flavors. Not recommended are Tim’s jalapeño, as you will have a burning sensation.
by The_rabbits November 13, 2017
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Word Cheeto

The junk food of information, a word cheeto is shallow, junk data that someone forwarded from a fake news site or a some Karen's blog. This information has about as much legit as a cheeto actually has cheese.
Fam, if you're gonna talk about health issues, go read a realbook and stop @ ing me with your word cheetos you saw on Facebook.
by loztnausten July 18, 2020
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Crip cheeto

Crip Cheeto is a blue Cheeto commonly used by very thic nigs a crip Cheeto gets all the pussy and doesn’t fuck with bloods
Bill: Aye you seen crip Cheeto yet he gettin all the pussy
Goose: Yeah man crip Cheeto don’t give no fucks

Steve: Ye
by Logan Paul sucks April 22, 2021
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Jezus Cheetos

A secular placeholder for the common vernacular use of "Jesus Christ", when exclaiming disdain or confusion.
"Jezus Cheetos Sonny-Jim, get a fucking grip.
by _betamax_ June 11, 2018
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Hot Cheeto Puffs

Probably one of the best snacks Frito Lay has ever created. Better than regular Hot Cheetos.
Billy Bob Jones: yo let me get some of those Hot Cheeto Puffs
Person 2: nah fam these are mine, fuck off
by unused username February 10, 2024
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