Waitress: Welcome to Cheesus Crust where pizza’s a religious experience. How may I ordain your order?
Tank: How is the Pizza of Nazareth?
Waitress: People worship it.
Hilary: I am deeply offended.
Tank: I know these prices are outrageous which is why I carry my Flavor Savior Card; fifteen percent off to those who eat here religiously.
Tank: How is the Pizza of Nazareth?
Waitress: People worship it.
Hilary: I am deeply offended.
Tank: I know these prices are outrageous which is why I carry my Flavor Savior Card; fifteen percent off to those who eat here religiously.
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And then all the kids would say: "Thanks, Meat Cat!", and then he flies away on his, his skateboard.
And then all the kids would say: "Thanks, Meat Cat!", and then he flies away on his, his skateboard.
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A place where you go to eat pizza, be chased by a woman in a mouse suit, trample little children who smell like shit. and be trampled by little children in hanging plastic tunnels.
Person (We think):
1) A mouse in cheap clothing who molests little children in his free time.
2) A mouse who scares people older than the age of 9. (See Gary Gamza and Lexy Luton AND Lea Sanchez)
A place where you go to eat pizza, be chased by a woman in a mouse suit, trample little children who smell like shit. and be trampled by little children in hanging plastic tunnels.
Person (We think):
1) A mouse in cheap clothing who molests little children in his free time.
2) A mouse who scares people older than the age of 9. (See Gary Gamza and Lexy Luton AND Lea Sanchez)
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