A: omg look it's a chav
the chav: *violently shaking* hAvE A lIttLe FaItH In Me Yeaah I'Ts aLl I neEd YeAh
the chav: *violently shaking* hAvE A lIttLe FaItH In Me Yeaah I'Ts aLl I neEd YeAh
by @goochie_grease on tiktok September 1, 2020
Get the Chav mug.A parasitic infection originating in Northern England, but has spread to the whole country and beyond. Chavs will try to mark their territory by attempting to chip down the concrete curb with a hammer to make it easier for Siamese-strollers to get up and down on their daily trips to McDonalds.
by Percy Thrillington September 24, 2020
Get the Chav mug.Someone who is rude, disruptive, wears fake designer brands and usually listens to grime music. They are based in the the U.K. and their headquarters is the outside of mc donald’s where they smoke their older brothers cigarettes, wearing adidas’s or nike tracksuits. If you come to england please avoid these types at all costs.
by zoeee:) November 4, 2019
Get the chav mug.A chav is a girl version of Britain’s famous ‘roadman’.
Chavs often have a cockney accent and use lots of British slang.
They also dress usually with a messy bun, caked makeup and a tracksuit.
They often have handbags too.
Chavs usually use texting language such as:
rahhh, bare jarrin, innit, my g, fam, bruv, mate.
They sometimes misspell words deliberately to give that “British” look.
Chavs often have a cockney accent and use lots of British slang.
They also dress usually with a messy bun, caked makeup and a tracksuit.
They often have handbags too.
Chavs usually use texting language such as:
rahhh, bare jarrin, innit, my g, fam, bruv, mate.
They sometimes misspell words deliberately to give that “British” look.
Chav: Rahhh you’re bare jarrin innit look at this neekkkkk.
Girl: I’m not jarrin or a neek, please leave me alone.
Girl: I’m not jarrin or a neek, please leave me alone.
by eznoob January 4, 2021
Get the Chav mug.Girls of the orange variety. This species is fairly easy to find as they live at McDonalds. They tend to have a frizzy bun and wear adidas clothes. common words they use: G, fam, HAVE A LITTLE FAITH IN MEEE THATS ALL I NEED YEAH. They smoke 10 packs a day, so follow the smoke trail to find your nearest fast food place. DO NOT APROACH BECAUSE THEY DISPLAY VERY THREATENING BEHAVIOUR. never let them do you're makeup or you will go around looking wasted. They often date people from the gif below
by British check February 5, 2021
Get the Chav mug.Basically the people who are left behind in society in Britain, they often wear the same tracksuits and stuff, they might either have a Cex drawstring bag around them or a JD sports drawstring bag around them. They can be kinda racist too, I was once told to “go back to my country” by chav, chavs made up most of the BNP voters and a lot of EDL supporters were chavs, there is such thing as football chavs to which are basically chavs but there insanely into football
by Leomclaren April 28, 2021
Get the Chav mug.Chav stands for: Council Housed and Violent.
This usually describes a person who lives on a council estate and looks scruffy, these people think that they are better than everyone and are usually found starting fights and being a general nuisance to the public.
This usually describes a person who lives on a council estate and looks scruffy, these people think that they are better than everyone and are usually found starting fights and being a general nuisance to the public.
by Urmumsvag September 5, 2022
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