chav

self invernted term to sound gangsta
just a stupid label
annoying twats who r gangsta wannabees
they think they are hard and solid, but they are just retarded.
they use words such as safe or innit dude omg how retarded
they are hated so much in the uk
they are the worst possible people u can ever get to know
chavs wear tracksuits n fake gold jewellery which just looks retarded gangster wannabbes
they are stupid and have many problems
smoking from a young age losing virgintiy as well at a young age
why do they bother
moshers cant stand chavs
chavs try ganging up on emos but they never win
all chavs are wusses n cowards
they try acting hard but no one is scared of them
chavs always get the shit beat out of them

basic defintion- everyone hates them

a 14 yr old chavette girl and her chav boyfriend try ganging up on an emo girl, but the moshers notice what is going on and beat the shit out of the both of them

by vampira December 18, 2007

chav

a faking hooligan with only the word 'emo' in their vocabulary.

indie walks past some chavs...

chav 1: emo
indie: *ignores*
chav 2: emo
indie: your originality becomes you.
chav 1: EMO
indie: i have never met someone who's had their favourite appendage so far up their shallow arse that they've forgotten their own gender *walks away*
chav 1&2: emo...

by Loz von Banshee September 1, 2007

chav

Immigrant to the United Kingdom from Chavonia. Due to the usual socio-political factors that determine one's class/employment/housing/education etc etc, Chavs tend to be at the lowest level in these areas and are therefore victimised in the media and by those who need someone to look down on. Interestingly, to cover up the obvious bigotry of Chav-hating the country of Chavonia has been removed from the world map and people now pretend that it doesn't exist and that the Chav is merely a British person who affects the demeanour of someone born into an underclass, and could therefore speak like a middle-class person, get a job in graphic-design and join the local golf club, should he or she so desire. The commonly held belief that Chavs are naturally violent is something of a misconception - it's true that they sometimes give goffs/moshers/emos and other fashion victims a bit of a kicking but usually they perform this service quite reluctantly for up to ten or fifteen pounds.

He's a chav you say? That tells me very little about him, but quite a lot about you.

by cactuscat September 18, 2008

chav

Chav is usually a male and comes from Chatham, Kent, United Kingdom. Comes from two words Chatham-Average = CHAV. Trouble starter, cheap fashion (Coq-Sportif, Robe-di-Cappa etc). Vocabulary: Oi, Brav, Cunt, Piss Off, Fak-Hof ye Cunt, Prick etc.

Go to Chatham High Street for prime examples of the species. A Chav is also similar to an east london cockney cunt.

by Chav Pistaker April 27, 2007

chav

A young white homosexual whose diet consists solely of partially digested corn and peanuts picked from feces, washed down with post-asparagus consumption urine.

"Hi, I be a chav!"
"Indeed."

by Chava Chav August 13, 2008

The Chav

A break-up (a couple that is dating) method that is cold and calculated. The path of least resistance is always taken with no confrontation. Texting is ideal, or simply ignoring the situation and "waiting for it to resolve itself" (office space style).

As soon as we landed and went to our respective cars, I sent him a text, "I'm not feeling it"

Man, she hasn't returned any of my calls. "Yo, I think your getting The Chav".

by Goony GNU April 1, 2016

CHAV

Council House And Violence

see that person livin in a council house and being violent? well that is a CHAV

by jfodbfeu April 11, 2009