Scrottum Jail Cell

A JAIL CELL FOR THE SPERM.

Bob releases his children in the air from his scrottum jail cell.

by Slick Asian March 23, 2017

Motherfucking cell

The pathological cell type identified in Bushcle-Lowenstein tumors. Buschle-lowenstein tumors are a rare benign penile tumor caused by human papilloma virus infection with giant tumor growth but only local tissue destruction; may result in urethral fistula formation. The tumor resembles a cauliflower-like mass. Diagnosis is achieved via collecting cell scrapings of the mass with subsequent identification of motherfucking cells (MFCs) on diagnostic electron microscopy. There has been considerable debate regarding the exact nature, etiology, and treatment of these lesions. Like oral florid papillomatosis and epithelioma cuniculatum, Buschle-lowenstein tumors are considered to be a regional variant of verrucous carcinoma. MFCs have been observed on samples involving the penis, vulva, scrotum, bladder, and perianal or anorectal regions. Management of these tumors is controversial, but involves chemotherapy, radiation, and surgery.

The motherfucking cell was identified on diagnostic electron microscopy.

by ProfPath March 25, 2017

answerving your cell phone

Distractedly weaving all over da road due to taking a call while driving.

I don't even own a mobile phone, but I hear dat a lot of people get charged with unsafely using said devices while operating motor vehicles --- said misbehavers have "answerving your cell phone" written in da "describe infraction" line on their driving-violation tickets.

by QuacksO February 15, 2020

just a bunch of cells

We’re made up of cells so we’re just a bunch of cells

Pretty damn dank meme page my dudes

“Have you heard of Just a Bunch of Cells?”

“Yeah! I love her meme page!”

by let’s go lesbians August 10, 2019

Brain Cells

Southern street name for Adderall

Hey man, do you think you can spot me a few brain cells? I have test coming up.

by UnboundTrauma July 22, 2021

Cell-bow

a pain felt in the elbow during extremely long conversations while using a cell phone. Pain can alternate between elbows as you switch from one hand to the other.

"Gotta go man. My Cell-bow is acting up again. Call you back in a few hours"

by Sir Gregory Peppercorn January 23, 2010

Celle

A beastly office chair that's built to withstand anything

That company staffs its customer service department 24 hours a day so they had to put a Celle at every employee's desk because they were replacing their old cheap-ass office chairs after a week.

In the event of a global nuclear war, only cockroaches and Celle Chairs will be left on Earth.

by Dunkdog May 24, 2022