captained

to add Captain Morgan to something

Rob: "I just captained my coffee"
Joe: "Nice!, I wish I had captained my coffee"

by rumforestrum May 22, 2011

Captain Mung

Leader of the Mung revolution, director of Mung affairs. He is thought to have been born in South London but has moved to warmer climes in search of juicy Mung and to spread the word of Munging.

Question: "Who is that wonderful, heroic, yet slightly deranged man who seems so enlightened?"

Answer: "That is Captain Mung"

by Mung Priest November 23, 2011

Captain Ernie

Captain Ernie is the greatest fishing charter in this world. He is located in Delacroix, Louisiana. He catches all the fish, gives you all his fishing knowledge, and makes you wanna fish for eternity. He also goes by the names of: cap'n ern, youheardmeern, ernmern, and many others.

Eric: I'm going fishing tomorrow.
Tristan: Are ya going with cap'n ern?!!
Eric: Duh, Captain Ernie catches all the fish!
Tristan: You have to bring me, yaheardmeern?
Eric: Yeah, I heard ya Little Smitty!

by EricCF May 27, 2013

captain anus

Captain Anus - Referring to a humorous and uninhibited social group member. Often the person who takes a joke "one step too far".

We were all laughing at the series of double entendre until Captain Anus took it one step too far, but graphically describing the coloration of his anal region.

by Flange! November 27, 2015

Captain Jack Syndrome

When your inner compass points you towards booty, the thing you most desire.

Nick: Damn, what was up with Rob last night? Never seen him hunt a girl so hard.
Mike: Ah dude, she is the hottest girl in school! That booty gave him Captain Jack Syndrome.

by Hook Me Choob June 16, 2016

Captain Poelking

Used when describing someone who is a fag but is rich so lots of people like this person.

Alex: "Bro I was at school today and met Captain Poelking"
Tanner: "I hate Captain Poelking he is such a fag bro for real"
Alex: "I wish I could beat the shit out of Captain Poelking but hes too rich"

by Hehshdn October 19, 2017

Captain Dave

When you burn a fetus and have sex with it and then you eat the pregnant chicks asshole until blood shows in her feces

Id love to captain Dave Mary so bad

by Testeater May 23, 2018