cotton candy

A strain of marijuana of Afghani heritage.

That Hawaiian x Cotton Candy cross really blew my mind!

by dutch passion May 1, 2003

Cotton Ceiling

Term used by transwomen to lament the fact that no one on earth wants to have sex with them.

"So Fluffy, now that you're a 'woman,' I presume you're finally getting some action from lesbians?"
"Damnit no Frank--I've hit the cotton ceiling--hell, not even my right hand wants anything to do with me anymore."

by NonpedoSargon December 18, 2021

Cotton Pickin' Second

The equivalent of picking a single boll of cotton, the average time being; 3.4 seconds. This definition dates back to the 1800's when if someone was to be rushed or hurried they would respond with "gimmie one cotton pickin' second!"

GuyFace: Hey! you done with that there thingur?
GirlFace: Gimmie one cotton pickin' second! 3.4 seconds to be exact!

by TheInfamousKiDd September 27, 2014

cotton pickin chicken pluckin music

humorus word for country music

Grown-ups always listen to cotton pickin chicken pluckin music.

by jrndakota November 12, 2006

cotton camel

slag for Sanitary Towel

guy #1: yo man, you gettin laid tonight

guy #2: nah man, she's riding the cotton camel

by metalmilitiaaaa August 11, 2009

ass cotton

the little balls of toilet paper that get caught and rung up in your ass pubes that are immune to being picked. Very valuable when collected in a large quantity.

1. When the nigger tried picking my ass cotton, he couldn't make them budge.

2. I had so much ass cotton wrapped up in my ass pubes that I no longer could drop the kids off at the pool.

by Daniel0504710 February 18, 2008

cotton

(n.) - a shirt, t-shirt, polo, hoodie, etc.

Now that's some nice looking cotton you got on there!

by BTLS Fan September 21, 2005