Cannon Count

The natural record holder for the most amount of ramco packages done via actual work. This number cannot be matched by the average man.

Johnny B: I closed 3 MEL'S tonight.
Jeffrey: woh bro your working on that cannon count!!

by Masterleadbiggie August 11, 2021

this finals doesn't count

A word that NBA twitter uses to discredit NBA teams who won the NBA finals

This finals doesn't count because the Bucks faced an Injured Nets Team

by Don't take a L to me August 17, 2021

count binface

Someone who makes elections vaguely interesting and amusing.

You voting for Lord Buckethead? Nope, I'm all in with Count Binface.

by Reefknot June 24, 2021

Count choadulus

meaning someone how is acting sus.

you are acting like a count choadulus

Your such a count choadulus

by BENNETS BITCH June 29, 2021

Count Humpula

A man who enjoys having sexual intercourse with a woman during her menstrual cycle.

Count Humpula doesn't care if she's on her period. He'll hit it raw too.

by AmadeuS469 September 25, 2022

kiss count

The amount of people that have kissed you and or the amount of times you’ve been kissed.

EX// “Laura has a kiss count of 278 at the age of 16. What a whore.”

by Chipped_Flower October 5, 2022

Count Humpula

A man who enjoys having sexual intercourse with a woman who is actively menstruating.

Count Humpula doesn't care about Aunt Flo. He'll hit it raw.

by AmadeuS469 October 6, 2022