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Cannon Count

The natural record holder for the most amount of ramco packages done via actual work. This number cannot be matched by the average man.
Johnny B: I closed 3 MEL'S tonight.
Jeffrey: woh bro your working on that cannon count!!
by Masterleadbiggie August 11, 2021
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this finals doesn't count

A word that NBA twitter uses to discredit NBA teams who won the NBA finals
This finals doesn't count because the Bucks faced an Injured Nets Team
by Don't take a L to me August 17, 2021
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count binface

Someone who makes elections vaguely interesting and amusing.
You voting for Lord Buckethead? Nope, I'm all in with Count Binface.
by Reefknot June 24, 2021
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Count choadulus

you are acting like a count choadulus

Your such a count choadulus
by BENNETS BITCH June 29, 2021
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Count Humpula

A man who enjoys having sexual intercourse with a woman during her menstrual cycle.
Count Humpula doesn't care if she's on her period. He'll hit it raw too.
by AmadeuS469 September 25, 2022
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kiss count

The amount of people that have kissed you and or the amount of times you’ve been kissed.
EX// “Laura has a kiss count of 278 at the age of 16. What a whore.”
by Chipped_Flower October 5, 2022
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Count Humpula

A man who enjoys having sexual intercourse with a woman who is actively menstruating.
Count Humpula doesn't care about Aunt Flo. He'll hit it raw.
by AmadeuS469 October 6, 2022
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