cooked pig

A sex position in which a woman sits back on all fours with an apple in her mouth, as if to look like a cooked pig, while the man penetrates her from behind.

Tonight, Claire and I are doing the cooked pig! I got like nine apples!

by Mstr42 January 18, 2016

Astrological cooking

Horoscope appropriate cooking after reading said horoscope.

My astrological cooking said I need to have a tuna salad today so I'll get that right, I you don't mind?

by Sexydimma September 2, 2022

logan cook

A man who is heavily addicted to movies and dip

Logan cook is just too addicted to Blu-ray’s and Copenhagen

by SeaSalt60 November 27, 2018

Troy Cook

A lying man whore pussy ass bitch.

Troy Cook is a lying pussy ass bitch.

by Pseudoandra November 15, 2019

Cook Krang

Cooking a large amount of ground red meat.

I don't have time to spend all afternoon cooking batches of this beef so I'm just going to cook Krang.

by SteamboatJoe May 14, 2022

cooking companions

A Psychological horror game by deer dream studios where you are trapped in a cabin with two gays and two lesbians and you gotta cook your companions

Bitch: Have you heard of that game called Cooking Companions?
Hoe: Yeah, I decided to fuck that red-headed lesbian and eat the others
Bitch: ...

by Gumi Wamu October 12, 2023

Cook the child

say this to win any argument

Honey, how do I cook the child, seasoned or unseasoned?

by AppleBeesJuiceDispenser May 27, 2021