cluftery

A political correct shortening for "cluster fuckery". Can be used in a positive or derogative manner.

Derogative - to be chaotic, unorganized, without resoltuion

Positive - hanging out, fucking off, getting into trouble

Derogative: This project is full of cluftery and will never get done on time.

Positive: So what kind of cluftery are you up for this weekend?

by !BlackDeath! December 7, 2007

Cluster hiccup

An unforseen delay creating a chain reaction of minor setbacks

Rob - (On phone with wife) Don't think I can make dinner with your parents tonight, the printer broke at work and I'm all backed up getting the reports ready for the morning.

Sarah - Oh, come on Rob, that's the third time this month your standing us up because of a cluster hiccup.

by shakerrr March 27, 2011

clusterfail

A complete mess caused by too many people involved coupled with a lack of leadership; polite synonym for clusterfuck.

That project was a complete clusterfail. The manager who was assigned to run it never paid any attention so no one involved ever knew what they were supposed to be doing.

by shakinLoose July 8, 2011

Cluster-trucked

When you are surrounded by trucks on the road, especially the freeway. Also, being stuck being a truck with nowhere to go.

"Man, I was totally cluster-trucked on the way to work today..."

by E626 September 6, 2013

Clatter Valve

Clatter valve is a north east slang for a women's private parts (the foof)

She got it right in the clatter valve last night.

by Robbie Weir fan club September 8, 2014

clusterfap

When 50 people all fap at the same time in the same room

The Boy Scouts had a big clusterfap

by Pollo itch fuck April 10, 2015

clatterfart

A person who talks a lot.
Synonym for a chatterbox.

Your such a clatterfart will you ever shut up!

by I made you Bro November 20, 2016