CJ

A “CJ” typically refers to douche career firefighter or service member who is surrounded by other men all times of the day and is unable to repress the need to masturbate, henceforth earning the moniker “chronic jacker”. A CJ usually simps for mid internet celebrities.

Jake: yo how long has Riley been in the bathroom?
John: idk dude. You know hes a CJ
Jake: yeah I hear he ate one of Sydney Sweeneys bathwater soap bars

by SaucyNutz July 24, 2025

CJ ah statement

When someone says something completely irrelevant and useless to the conversation. Usually to just make noise to gain attention.

*Everyone having a conversation* CJ - “Cars is the best animated movie of all time.” “Cool bro nice cj ah statement.”

by Arusch September 3, 2025

CJ

some fuckhead bro

"im putting my nickname as cj"

by dяumstick October 17, 2025

cj

a cool guy who loves his people, but it very blunt with them. his pride exceeds most but he is first to admit he’s wrong. he usually has 300 females on his phone at once, but when it comes down to it he’s loyal to his girl.

friend: cj is so rizzful

friend 2: but he’s so loyal to his friends

by monkey.blue November 7, 2025

model cj

A gay kid who takes duck face pictures

That kid is a model cj.

by Totillo November 17, 2016

Whoopty-CJ

This song is so bad and all he does is flex his money (nobody cares) and makes the black people look bad.

Whoopty-CJ issuch a dogwater song!!

by Goat91 January 20, 2021

A CJ

A person who gets offended by anything mainly facts and breathing too loudly. It’s another word for snowflake

Megs we are being targeted by a CJ . Or shut up stop being such a CJ

by The prick of the uk February 25, 2021