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British Dean

British Dean is a collection of Twitter accounts popular on British right wing Twitter that mainly tweet edgy jokes about racism, sexism, nazism and Paedophilia. The original Twitter account @BritishDeanv1 and a few versions after that was run by one person, a 30 year old Incel who became fat and clinically depressed after his girlfriend left him. He most like has Asperger’s syndrome and unresolved daddy issues because he comes from a broken home.

Upon gaining notoriety for his tweets, he amassed a large following of right wing Twitter trolls which caused several people to make their own British Dean accounts indistinguishable from the real ones leading to casual observers to think he cannot be suspended.

His trademark Twitter antics include putting underage girls on shag lists, making racist jokes about blacks and refugees.
“You can’t suspend me. I’ll just put a British Dean on ye and be back here with a new account.”
“Help British Dean put him in a list”
by Pocks31 August 18, 2021
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British bulldog

The act of pressing your buttocks and scrotum against a window.
Arr gross! Egans doing a British Bulldog.
by Elijah Stewart August 10, 2005
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british accent

a funny ass way of talking over in britain, it could even make a raunchy phrase sound squeeky clean and proper
examples of a british accent phrase:
'Ello Govnah!
Cheerio!
by stretch69 March 20, 2008
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british accent

When people speak with something in their mouth.
Hey Katie don't speak with food in your mouth, I hate that british accent.
by WannaBeCow September 3, 2006
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British teeth

Believing that British teeth are always bad is an ignominy, cultivated by stupid Americans who makes clever Americans feel terribly embarrassed.
A (stupid American): Everyone knows that British teeth are horrible !

B (clever American): Stop saying bullshit, you jackass !
by ANFeuerstahl November 3, 2012
mugGet the British teethmug.

British Nanny

A throw back to the 1997 incident involving English Nanny Louise Woodward when she shook a baby violently to death, was charged with second degree murder, and later had the case appealed and reduced the sentence to manslaughter, causing her to serve less than 300 days in prison instead of life.

One is labeled a "British Nanny" when they commit a similar act to someone in a generally disadvantaged position.
Person A: "Tod got slapped around by Bill when he came out of Chess Club again yesterday."

Person B: "Yeah, he shook him around like a British Nanny!"
by slightlyclever December 29, 2007
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British creampie

When a man pours boiling hot tea in a woman's clitoris and fucks her
Damn did you hear? Megan had a British creampie last night. Must have hurt
by Dragonborn245 February 2, 2017
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