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breast boner

Fuck the first definition. A breast boner is when your nipples get hard.
It was so cold, I got a breast boner.
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turd breath

A particularly noxious form of bad breath. The offender's breath smells like he or she has just chewed a mouthful of turds.
Every time that teacher at tech. school tries to help me with my computer, I can smell her turd breath.
by Randy February 27, 2005
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breast

1) The softest, tastiest, most tender cut of chicken.
2) The softest, tastiest, most tender part on a woman.
3) Where milk comes from.
Those breasts are making my mouth water!
by Oprah February 21, 2003
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breather ring

Term used to describe the indentation created during a momentary break in a particularly long toilet birth.
"Damn it, get me some all-bran, that last choddie needed FOUR breather rings!!"
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Dream Breaker

Finishing Move for wrestling. Start in the traditional suplex position. Lift opponent up and hold then vertical, similar to a jack hammer prep. Then tip them back to start their fall. As soon as they start to fall, you quickly drop to a sitting position and give them a neck breaker.
He finished off the main event by delivering a Dream Breaker to Gary Underpants...in front of the sold out high school gym.
by Ultimate Carnage July 1, 2016
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break my crayons

causing someone grief for an unjustified reason
Should someone stand in front of the TV during the final moments of a big game would be an obvious attempt to break your crayons.

"Dude, why do you have to break my crayons all the time?"
by Paul Kemp July 12, 2007
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Island Breakfast

1.The worst possible sex act. An absolute. So heinous that the details of the act cannot be completely articulated.
2.The worst possible thing. The opposite of the Platonic Form of the Good.
3.A meal served at certain university cafeterias in Seattle featuring horrible tasting sausage and rice.
4.An explicative.
1. I would have given her an Island Breakfast, but I don't have a reciprocating saw.
2. "Charlie's Angels Full Throttle" is the Island Breakfast of movies.
3. The Island Breakfast looks good, I'll have that! (20 minutes before vomiting)
4.Is***d Br*****st!
by M.C. Eli June 29, 2008
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